Belmar parade

Belmar parade weather... Looks like an Irish weather day. Brisk and cloudy. The upside. Barely any wind and it starts dry. By 4pm we should all be liquored up. The weak will probably leave. And a great day will be had. 

Pk shamrocks. 10am. Hope they have specials. see ya there. The annual Gleny team meet up is a great time. match to bar a around 12:30. Bar a 1-dark. Ps. Team tony is bartending outside by ladies room. 

I am hoping for 400+ photos and will be giving out a tom virtual awards. Come find me

7322168595. Just in case

GDC RC#2 Every day is the 14th

Meeting #2

We were all time, but the Leisure Village south Bowling league was dragging ass. I mean I guess they weren’t dragging that much ass considering the median age was like 68. I am sure if they were wearing purple jumpsuits and red hats, but they should have been. 40 of gather by the front desk, kind of hovering and bored. A few grab snacks from the grease pit that they call “the food joint” and then a few dart to the bar and return with pints of booze.. And we mill.

It is great though, a ton of people came this week. There were people dressed in all pink.. Some in all red. A few anti Valentine people in all black.. Either heart broken or undesirable, we don’t care… all are welcome here at the 2^nd meeting of the GDC RC… The Gleny.com Recreational club is just basically an adult social group were we can act like children and drink in costume. I see cupid in the corner and JESUS from The Big Lebowski is here. A few people came dressed normal.. We chuckle and say, “this must be their first time.” Which is fine, what makes these meet up great is the old school gets to meet and train the newbies. The mix of fresh blood is always a great thing. People are here to have fun and that is important, meeting and dancing and putting stickers on each other are just bonuses.

I brought a kissing booth this week and the management thought it would offend people, so I was asked not to set it up, so that was a little bump, but other than that, the nite was epically smooth. This was 2 days before valentines and I couldn’t justify or afford giving everyone I like, love or care about presents and cards, so this was my gift to them.. A few understood that, the rest just enjoyed it.. So as we all exchange greetings and hugs.. They start to tell us the lanes we reserved are opening up.. And we start to move our mob to the area we are supposed to be in, filling up lanes.. In lane one… Sammy and Tim and Mrs. Lamb start putting their names in, they ask me to just bowl with them, and I just said yes, cusp I knew I would barely bowl anyway.. So Sammy is new, she came to last month’s laser tag and this is her 2^nd meeting, she is hot and cold, but always fucking adorable, She just got her hair done and I forgot to compliment, but the time this story is written, I am sure I will get a face book message scolding me. She is thin and athletic, the look that everyone loves whether they say they like curves or not. Sammy is built for speed and without going into details, she has these pink pants that made me cry once.

Now I don’t know Tim well at all, but this was his first event and he was all in. So he can stay, posed with the giant head on my stick, a decent baller and very spirited. Now Mrs. Lamb, I have met her like twice, she is Brian Lamb’s husband that I spent time with at college, most of that time was playing video games between class and well he was a dancer and I would drink and just make him dance.. I haven’t seen him at events in years but it just worked out and he surprised me.. His wife was trying so hard to get a strike. See at VDAY bowling a strike means you get a valentines card, that you give to someone you crush.. She was trying to win one for Brian, in like 2 games she got about 15 first ball 9s.. It was adorable … almost.. 8^th frame of last game… BAM STRIKE.. True love, and a saved marriage..

Now on to lame 2... Stephanie the Ice Skating heart breaker , Erika the soft lion and Colin the Destroyer.. I am not sure if that were their bowling names or what their parents called them, but they were having a blast.. Stephanie is all jock.. Professional Ice Skater, her dad a pro bowler. Her form was completely and utterly watchable! I had a 100 things going at once and was running around, but when Steph stepped up to throw a ball. I just froze and watched.. It is nice. Erik was quiet and cute as always ,but not to be outdone she had little shorts and fishnets on too, and I am pretty sure I put a few sticker hearts on the lioness… Colin brought flower for his lane mates and as always a gentleman and a scholar, not really sure why he is here.. He he.. Just kidding we take good people and normal too.

So as we move down the lanes we come across Van Ness’s table and a quick glance at his screen tells the story. Ms Perioge and Kielbasa lover are on the screen, these cats are here to be silly. I didn’t see much of their bowling but I could here them laughing all nite. I tell we were a loud group this nite. And fun was being had all over.. In between my own balls being tossed, I would walk around, snap photos and talk to the people, my people. It felt great knowing all these cool people can where today, to just have a good time and they came because of me. This was my little Valentine gift to them and it was warmly received. I would stop at the Team Tony table.. Nick and Whitey are like pretty serious bowlers, but they still manage to have a little fun. Between the 4 of them, they got a lot of strikes. Every strike came with a little grade school valentine’s card. You know; Star Wars, Hello Kitty, Spongebob, etc. When you earned your card, you gave it to someone special, a crush, a buddy, whomever. And at the end of the nite when the awards were given away, most cards won something. This nite it was a Gleny Collectible. A hand made little gleny sculpture of cupid was tonight’s golden cup!

Moving down the line, we come across Al and Mike’s group.. Now Al of course went all out on his look, it was like a white rapper gone mid life crisis, well it was great and pretty much his usual style. Mike did some good work, he brought a noise maker and was representing his spirit well. But the shining star at this table was Jamie’s mini skirt. Now Jamie is a tall drink of water, like college volleyball tall. Blue and her booty is tremendous.. The legs are honestly 4 feet long and the skirt was 12 inches.. There was more leg real estate from her knee to hem line then covered by the skirt all together. Her ass fit in one hand and her who ha never fell out during bowling.. She should have won a prize, but she came in 3^rd place in the ass contest. Maybe next time Jamie, maybe next time.

Down the line we see Nicki and her sister Morgan’s side by side tables . They are very much the same person except one behaves and 1 doesn’t. Morgan the loud , ball grabbin , face licking one went all out costume wise. She had pink and red and a tutu and glitter coming out of her ass.. ( you think it hurts in your eye the next day, try your bung hole..). She actually one best costume and when she got her bear she loved it. I think she named him Molly.. Get it.. never mind. Her sister who was the winner of BEST ASS the month before had on tights and a little pair of ruffled undies on the outside.. She came in 2^nd for Ass, but she really is #1 in my heart. Her ass at least. With Nicki was her husband, a weed buddy and I think it was Vanialla Ice, I can’t be totally sure. They got a lot of strikes.. Matt, the husband, is like a serious league bowler, gets like 7 strikes a game and what not.. Like I said before each strike gets you a vday card to give away. Now the 3 of them probably got 15... And after their first game, they went up to claim em, and sat down to fill them out. It was adorable, the 3 thug life tough guys fighting over the 2 pens to fill our their little kids valentine cards.. Oh don’t worry, there are photos and everyone will love it. They fill em out and hand them out, I received 2 from their group… FUCK YOU VANILLA ICE… you aren’t good enough for me either!

At Morgan’s table was Tracy Hayes

, the captain of TEAM HAYES, Michelle T.. we call her that cuz she is hot and her ass is amazing.. She is also pretty good with the jokes.. And works at a bank, so we can’t use her last name. Like I said before Morgan won best costume and she tried to get the most Valentines by going around and harassing people, she almost won. Michelle T has on leggins and a tutu, but there was something special about these leggins, they might have been yoga pants. An old sage once said that “ yoga pants were a privilege” and when Michelle T wore hers, we were all privileged to something special that nite. She of course won BEST ASS, without protest and only with a rumble of applause.

Big Whitey won best score and got a giant beer mug made of chocolate, it was going to go to the hairiest person, but we also wanted to reward some bowling skill… Plus whitey’s family hosted the first GDC RC meeting at laser tag, and he deserved a little recognition. I gave Shoulders the cutest costume award, cuz she had a lot of fishnet and colors on and she just got dumped and well we reward that kind of stuff.

As some people left a tiny bit early, the most magical of moments happened, my black friend showed up late and quickly put on the cupid costume.. And in his undies and wings streaked the entire bowling alley.. It was amazing and really, nothing says love like a big black man in underwear and wings.. Well needless to say the 2^nd meeting of the Gleny.com Recreational Club was a huge success.. Thanks to those that came and made it great. Thanks to those that helped out setting it up and I will see you next month.. When we have a survived the Green party..

Thanks

Gleny

FALL BONANZA

fall 2013 is here and it is a fucking packed schduled.. some personal stuff, I am single now, so Gleny.com really is unlimited or unchecked, but who knows were she will go.. with facebook and instagram and crap, no one actually goes to gdc anymore, or really reads my blog.. I tried a mobile app, but it isn't really being embraced..

CHECK THAT OUT

SCHEDULE

Sept 21st - MudManX Beach dash and bash
Sept 21st - PIRATE CON nyc
Sept 29th - comic con shoot up
Oct 5th ZOMBIE WALK
Oct 12th BAR TREK
Oct 13th - J MACS SHAMROCK and ROLL- charity eve
Oct 19th - ZOMBIE MudManX
Oct 25th - HEADLINER HALLOWEEN
Oct 26th - BAR A HALLOWEEN
Oct 29.. TEAM TONY HALLOWEEN
Oct 31st - NYC PARADE

SANTACON maybes
NYC 7
Asbury 14
Seaside 21

PARADE SEASON IS HERE

BELMAR PARADE DAY IS March 3rd

loose itinerary
Kellys @ 7am
PK Shamrocks @ 9am
Bar a @ 1pm
Boathouse and Connolly station after 7

Seaside is March 9th
SURFSIDE HOTEL
Starting at Klee's like 10am.. then some BAMBOO, KARMA, up to boardwalk for Beach Bar and Beach comber.. maybe SPICYS and SAWMILL.. text somebody, hope to see you

This bus has passed away and it really has given all of us some of the best times. I am taking the winter off and if I can save enough money, I want to buy a new tailgate, parade, concert, camping machine. I want one a little more mechanically together, but even more fun and gadgety as well.. if you have some spare coin from like your tax returns please donate. Any large donations will also come with it preferential treatment at all bus events and even some say in to design and decor..

The plunge is coming

Feb 23rd. Long branch nj. Polar bear plunge. Not sure what the theme will be, but maybe jungle themed. Or race car driver sexy. We shall see.. come out to help out.. be a towel girl. jump in with us.. register at SONJ.org... and what the hell donate to my page so I can reach my fundraising goal..

DONATION PAGE

SNUGGIE PROM

It wasn't by any means the most attended event, but it was vintage prom.. half the class stood against the wall, every got decked out.. some ridiculous, some sexy... The band was mildly awlful and hald the kids left early to get drunk or high somewhere else..

I had a blast
The prom decorating committee did some of the best "make a bar a prom" magic that I have ever seen.. Also margo danced with future margo and that was great.

a handfull of photos here

Gleny Tonight

Gleny Tonight is my new project of mine. It is a live stop motion talk show. It is going to be great. The project is coming along great and I think the pilot should be done for Super Bowl halftime!

50 Shades of Black - Jeffry

In honor of the Giants not making the playoffs, I will tell you about Jeffrey. Now as the years have moved on and on, I have met many , many people of color, but Jeffrey, whom I called Reggie by accident for 4 months, has the best black quality of them all. His energy and enthusiasm is top notch. When you walk into his field of vision you know you are going to get the best greeting of your damn life. He will spin ya, kiss you on the cheek, grab and tug ya. Jeffrey is all about the hello. And well the white chicks. He loves him some buttermilk ladies. 

I guess the most embarrassing moment of our friendship came on the 2011 Shark week bike crawl. I was hammered. and Jeffrey decided we should bar hop, after an all day bike bar crawl. So he drove me from bar a to the headliner, where in about 15mins we tore threw that place, smacking and licking and really causing a scene. Then on to another place or 2.. but eventually I had to get back to the Shortbus, which was parked at the LAKE HOUSE. Earlier that day, we had started the bike tour there , so the bus was used to transport the masses of bikes.. And now it is was 3am and all that was left was me and Reggie and Sweet D for some reason was sleeping in the bus. As we were loading up the bus, we noticed an 8 foot pirate statue. He really was staring us down. Now I was beyond reason, and Jeffrey was having such a great time, I guess he was just as stupid as me, but to shorten up the story we loaded the pirate into the bus and I took him home. 

Great story right? except that they have video survalliance, and a few days later found me and the pirate.. then of course court and fines and well I am not allowed in DEAL, NJ anymore.. 

brrr Baby it is cold outside

But that doesn't mean the fun stops.. a few weeks and then the Winter Carnival starts and a whole new round of events coming right your way..

Jan 6   - DR Skethcy Film Noir
Jan 7   - Jerry Springer road trip ( home in time for notre dame game)
Jan 19 - SNUGGIE PROM.... fb invite
Jan 26 - NJ BEARD AND MUSTACHE MEGA EVENT.. asbury lanes.. day starts with WRAT afternoon session of the Bear thingie. THE BEER FEST is a MAYBE as it is expensive..
Feb 2  - Groundhog day is on a Saturday this year
Feb 3  - SUPERBOWL... we are probably not having a party this year unless someone talks Cyndi into it.
Feb 23 - POLARBEAR PLUNGE.. moved to Longbranch, NJ.. might party in asbury after
March 3 - BELMAR PARADE
March 9 - SEASIDE PARADE. confirmed to be in Seaside

SANTACONS....

So this year we did 2 Santacons... My close personal friend SWAZYE CLAUSE set up a local alternative in Asbury Park... and of course the NYC one...

SANTACON PHOTOS on Gleny.com

Well as always, the best part of my xmas season is Santacon and this year Santa really did come twice.. The Asbury one was the first time  there and the turn out was amazing.. Who ever set that up should really be commended.. ( I already here they are having another one next year...) I know all the businesses really were happy to have us, and if any of you have ever been to an event, you know that we can sometimes be too much. It was an all day affair and I didnt see any drama or destruction.. There were none of those bad Santas..

now the NYC one, that was a completely different day. It was a physical challenge for me. I was deathly ill from the moment the sun came up but I endured. It was still an amazing time and of course I will be back..

longer recap my be added..
if not, you might just have to come to a holiday event next year.

SYOT,
gleny

Facebook and blogger

When will facebook just integrate blogs already. It is like too much to keep up on with facebook, twitter, Instagram. Blogger. Pinterest. Yadda yadda

It is the most wonderful time of the year

Ok so the holidays are always such a busy time of the year. I know they are for me and I am sure they are for you. But what you don't want to do is to forget that it is also a great excuse to have fun and adventure.

Here is my December schedule. Some dates are tentative and also depend on how much Gleny I have in me the whole month;

Dec 4-stealth bday nite at bar a
Dec 5- bar a holiday party
Dec 6- dr sketchy fairies
Dec 8- Asbury park SantaCon. starts around noon. Excitement and fantastic good times.
Dec 15- SantaCon NYC
Dec 21- very Murray Xmas at Asbury lanes
Dec 22- Xmas burlesque with the Pontani Sisters at Asbury lanes

As always IWSOT...

Xmas events

All of a sudden it is holiday time. December is here!

Bar a holiday party. Great time
Headliner holiday party. Serious drunk time
Santa con in Asbury- dec 8
Santa con in NYC - dec 15
Xmas burlesque @ the Asbury lanes- dec 22

Blogger. Facebook. Twitter. Etc

Blogger needs to integrate with facebook. Seriously.

The Yankees win

The Yankees win! On to the next round vs the tigers. Was a tougher series than I would have likes. The Yankee pitching was very strong. Their bats were very sleepy. If their billion dollar line up can get their crap together. We might have something.

The gleny.com fall schedule

Fall

Zombie walk Asbury 10-6
(It was a great event. Wish it had more direction. But maybe I will run it next year)
Rubber ducky race 10-13
Comicon NYC 10-13
Zombie con nyc 10-20
Headliner Halloween 10-26
Bar a or river rock Halloween 10-27
Halloween eve bar a 10-30
NYC parade 10-31
Mud Man X spook run 11-3
Exxxotica ladies nite 11-9
Engagement party 11-17
My day dec 4
Santa con nyc 12-8
Running of santas 12-15

Watch out for facebook details.

Btw. We got engaged

Cyndi and I are finally engaged and planning to marry on nov 23,2013. There are a lot of people that might not get invited. 125 spots to fill and I think that only leaves about 10 wild card invites. Keep that in mind this fall and into the winter carnival. Invites will go out on Belmar parade day.

Details so far are
Addison park for ceremony and reception
Clb photography!
damask with red accepts are the color
Dress bought
Sexy black suits over tuxes for the giys

What to do with you mr August...

There are a lot of events in August. Some I must attend, some I will attend and some I just can't make. Still working out my schedule. Here are options

2- dr sketchy classic horror @ Asbury
2- pnc bank for 311
3- buffet eve Party in AC
4- shark week bike crawl
5- Belmar pirate invasion
5- happy days fundraiser @ headliners
10- Bruce epileptic bar crawl
11-Harley anniversary BBQ @ Lakewood
16- jimmy and parrot heads in freehold
17- Toby Keith @pnc
19-Angie pontani @ Asbury lanes
25- mmx ny
28- jimmy buffet in Camden
30- jimmy buffet @ jones beach
Sept 1- jimmy buffet in dc
2- taco and Mandy's wedding

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