12 racks of xmas

as promised here are the 12 racks of xmas.. and as of jan, i am going to back to full time racking...

Hot topic

While Xmas shopping at hot topic a gentleman in his 40s walked in. The little sales clerk asked him if she could help him. He replies " my daughter is team Jacob, what should I get her?"

It was classic

firday morning

well wednesday friends and family xmas was a great time, once again the food was amazing.. thanks to chef matt and adam... well done kids, of course the booze was a flowing and great times were had by many.. photos to come as soon as people stop having parties

the headliner xmas party was thursday nite and it is one of my favorite ones.. it always starts out slow and conservative, and then man do people get frisky.. i had a great time. Well i guess i always have a great time... hung out with new bartender and hopefully outside the bar buddy Ally.. she is a rock em sock em good looking good time.. Met her buddy Meda.. like whoa, chocolate frisky fun that one.. danced a little, drank a lot, shot off 200 photos.

tonight is the closing of the studio party and 3rd annual xmas party. well i have to head out and run some errands... i will check back in later..

here is sneak peak of one of the 12 racks of christmas.. this is jen, everyone say hello to jen

santa con, 12 racks of xmas are coming, and the GIFT idea of the day

SANTACON...
really whatever words i use here will fall short of this good time. It was amazing, it was ridiculous.. it was hands down the funnest group thing i have ever been a part of, and i have a long list of fun shit on my resume. Seriously.. this event should never be missed,, i would miss a funeral or a wedding for this, i mean you would have to arrest me and put me in jail next year for me to miss Santacon..

everyone was dressed up in serious holiday cheer, and what was unique was it was a 1000 strong of frisky people, that didnt make it perverted to raunchy.. it was just good clean holiday frisky cheer.. hungging and butt smacking.. a little cleavage, but it was this level of everyone looking the same and inhibitions just out the window like halloween.. that really was a vibe i had never felt before.. it is monday and i am still flying on adrenaline. Man the spelling in this blog sucks...

keith got left behind and hermes faded around 5... the naughty and nice elves needed a 2 hour nap, but they headed back out.. it was a good little team all and all, and i thank them.. for those that missed without a legit excuse, you are really the ones that missed out..

12 RACKS of XMAS

i have 6 out of 12 picked out, and 3 holiday parties this week.. so ladies gets those racks ready.. 12 racks will be announced on the 21st... and i will be keeping up on rack of the month again starting 2010.. a decade of mistakes behind me , a decade of fun ahead...and that is both a threat and a promise kids...

GIFT OF THE DAY

I was just browsing the web looking for a MR T usb device and i came across these, now they aren't for everyone, but then are pretty cool for tech geeks that have cold feet..

$66 bucks for USB powered heated slippers. not sure if they are worth the money and i dont really endorse them ( unless they want to donate to gleny.com and i can see how i feel about being their spokesman ) but go check them out

NOW get out there and start some trouble..
gleny

santa con 2009

up and getting ready for santa con.. this is a big time event , and i couldn't be more stoked about it. Myself and a few elves, along with a santa toga wearing keith are headed up to the city for what is going to end up being 15oo santas or more spreading holiday cheer and mayhem.

i have never been to the santa con, but i am going very prepared...
check back tomorrow for what i am sure will be an amazing set of photos..

next week, 3 more holiday parties.

food tip of the day.... hmm... Puerto Rican grilled cheese.. toast 2 peices of bread, butter them, put 2 peices of cheese in between and microwave 20seconds.. bam! grilled cheese with the mess..

Tim Burton and the meatloaf confession

So last nite was my bday. Did the regular stops. It was a great nite, but at about 12, I hit the drunk wall. Ya know how it goes, free bday drinks for 6 hours always ends interestingly. Now I didn't play with the band this year. And I didn't lose my glasses or have any head trama. I got into a heated arguement about meatloaf and I think I was a real dick to chef matt. At that point I kicked myself out and called it a nite. Sorry matt.

In the city today at moma, loving the Tim Burton exhibit. Really good stuff, he has been sketching like 30 years, they have rooms and rooms.

See ya

porn parody

although porn parodies aren't new, they are really getting a new boost and money is being spent to finally make quality porns.... some examples are

This ain't Seinfeld
This ain't the Munsters
Cheers, Scrubs, The Cosbys.. and many many more are already made, with tons in the works... They are kind of funny to watch and some of them have good fuck scenes in them as well...

Today I took some of My valueable time and downloaded... THIS AIN'T SEINFELD and watched if so i could give you a little bit of a review...


The actor that plays Kramer is fantastic, he does the enterance into Jerry's apartment perfect, and when he cums, he does that shrug thing great. The actress that plays Elaine, although totally the wrong nationality, does a spot on performance... James Dean plays Jerry and beleive it or not i have met him in real life, at some diner in brooklyn.. He is pretty good..

I would give this one 7 out of 10 for a porn... i mean there is way too much acting and not enough action, there is no anal, and well to me why have a porn movie if you aren't gonna plow someone's booty hole.. But the sets and lighting are good.. the scenes are hot enough to get the job done... And well THE PORN NAZI was an awesome edition..

todays news

Tiger.... all i have to say is that i am proud of NIKE AND GATORADE for not caring about this bullshit story... He apologized, but why does he have to apoligize to any of us.. hello? millionaire athlete? adultery, really people? who actually cares... What he needs is something big to happen so this lame story goes away...
one classic side note.. i love how REAL he is.. that message... "hey can you take your name off your answering machine? My wife went through my phone and she might be calling" That is so classic

anyways, i will be drinking gatorade in my nikes and shaving with my gilette razor all week.. VIA LA TIGER. If i was him, give the future ex wife what she wants, send her on her way, and then tell the media that you are quitting golf and it is their fault. then just go sit on what millions you have left.


IRAQ? AFGANASTAN? well he is doing what he said, but that strategy is still super vague... but i guess 4 more years of war.

WHITE HOUSE CRASHERS... they were just trying to get to dinner, i think it is bullshit they are being treated like terrorists...

STEM CELL.. i want replaceable body parts in like 30 years government! i may need some ; a liver, 2 new knees, kidney or 2... get cracking lab coat guys.

COOKING TIP....
hard boiled eggs... put in water, bring to boil for like 3 mintues, turn off, let stand like 8 minutes... i like to hardboil a dozen at a time, then put them back in their carton. If you put a few drops of food coloring in the water, they will be a different color so you don't crack open a raw egg thinking it is hard boiled.. Dont forget to check out my THANKSGIVING IN A PAN video...



BDAY IS DECEMBER 4th.... bar a t 530, headliner 9.. ALL ARE WELCOME

New moon and some Amish

This weekend I will probably just work all weekend but if I was going to do anything. It would be to go see the new moon movie and also the Amish outlaws are playing at bar a on Friday.

Black Friday bar crawl is a go. I will probably do a little early black Friday shopping I feel like filming some crowds. Haha. I wanna see someone get trampled at walmart or something. The bar crawl starts at 5pm at bar a. Matt Damon will be home. So I think we are going indian and pilgrim costumes.

11/4 is my bday happy hours
12/12 is Santa con

Gdc out

Mass foot text

Yesterday, I had some free time and so I sent out a mass text to some people in
My phone. I asked for a photo ofthe cutest feet. I received 12 replies. And Lily was the winner.

I was wondering if we should do this for the rack of the month. Anyone out there. Who do u think was the Halloween rack of the month. Email or text or facebook me your suggestions. We will do a thanksgiving rack also. And of course a bday rack. And maybe if I get free time 12 racks of Xmas. I am hoping to get back into the gleny.com swing of thongs hehe, I mean things by 2010

Hard to blog

I need to exercise, eat right and blog more often. I am at work, a slow nite so I am blogging from the shitter.

November is half through and that means the bday and the winter carnival are starting up. Adding snuggie Olympic bar craw and the bus will return to groundhog day. Also 2 plunges this year. And I think a return to Savannah for st patricks day.

Well 2010 is here and i hope everyone is ready. Ps

Bday happy hour starts at 5pm at bar a on dec 4th. No gifts needed but dress it up a little folks.

Playoffs

Watching some Yankees. Good playoffs over all so far. I really want a Yankees vs phillies world series so we can take the bus to philly. Who is in?

Halloween events
Oct 23- snuggie bar crawl. Starts 630 at bar a. 44 confirmed guests so far
Oct 24- Halloween party at the redbank studio. Ask for details and invite
Oct 27- bar a Tuesday Halloween. Always a great time and warm up to the weekend. I will be a doctor. Feel free to match me, sexy nurses rock
Oct 30- headliner
Oct 31- maybe bar a maybe somewhere else

Review of "where the wild things are" coming as soon as I see movie

October

All I know is I am getting ready for some Halloween. Of anyone needs personalized costume advice do not hestitate to call me

September wasn't as exciting as usual, but I am starting rack of the month for October 2009. So I am going out tonight to see what is out there. It is a shame people only facebook, my blog Barry gets read. I may have to change that.

On a fun note. I did make 2 gleny.com facebook apps. Just type gleny.com in tr facebook search thing.

Donations always appreciated. And I am thinking about having another "win the bus for the day" raffle. Always a good way to raise money to support the bus

Sports news. Watching tie breaker game, what a game. Give it up for Brett Farve! Also loving the jets and giants this year. Phillis have a shot to see the Yankees in the world series

Rain and camping

Rain and camping do not mix. It is pouring out there so for the 2nd year in a row labor day week after camping will be cancelled. I had taken off so if there is anything fun going on that you think I should be involved in, please let me know. Sunday of course is bar a's annual pigskin pig roast. It should be a fun team. I am sure there will be plenty of good times going down that day.

See ya soon

really?

there is actually political uproar cuz the PRESIDENT of the country wants to address school kids and encourage them to work hard and stay in school. Seriously... there is there anything people wont protest? Against the message of study hard and stay in school?

politics are really really off target lately...

Wednesday boredom

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another audio blog

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Crap entry

I just got blogger on my phone. So let see of this really beefs up my posts. And with the success of the sound file. I am thinking an audio interview with someone once a week might be interesting

audio test

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just a fast test

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Hello world

HELLO everyone. Obviously it has been a while since my last post. What's new ya say? I have started making iPhone apps and well, I suck at it. I am hoping my learning curve picks up, but I think it will. This post is from my iPhone, so if I can do them on here there might actually be regular updates. I might revamp the whole gleny.com thing soon. Into something more 2010. And holy shit it is going to be 2010.

See ya out there

something a little different

well, again it has been way too long since my last blog.. and well although i have pages of stuff i could be talking about, most of that would bring you down..

some high notes.. we went to the phillies game last week, 14 of us strong in the shortbus and it was a wonderful time. zero drama, zero mechanical problems.. the new 2 battery system allowed us 3 hours of radio play and she just turned right over...

ok... here ya go, the first installment of COOKING OUTSIDE THE BOX... I have decided to write my book finally.. and part of it will include strange and gleny like cooking recipes.. here is a mini cooking show video to wet your appetite..


i hope you enjoy it.. next week is sharkweek, so look for something interesting, and I am going on the Bar A travel team boat trip again. Good times will sure happen folks..

been a while

i haven't posted in a few months, even after repeatedly saying i should post more.. I am just so busy with my life falling apart, i forget. i have been doing some serious debating if i should open up to people about the downward spin of everything.

i am not going to, but i will tell you that this morning, i found my side view window on my mini busted.. a few mailboxes and another side mirror were cracked.. I guess that is summer time in bricktown.. asshole punks..

some other happenings.. i was all set to try and program an iphone app, but it turns out you need leapord OS, so that idea is on hold.

Mini golf outting on monday, should be a really good time, and well since i haven't been having a ton of those, i think it is time to turn this summer around.

jimmy buffet is june 20th, and i am thinking METS PHILLIES game July 5th.. sunday day game if anyone is interested.. hey does anyone read this anymore with all the facebooking and what not?

enough for now.. more to come. i am going to force myself into mini blogs everytime i check my email on my computer

april

seriously.. i dont blog enough.. i am going to start doing them from phone.. i mean with all the facebooking going on lately... who reads blogs anymore...

well march came and went and april, as promised is kind of middle of the road.. this week was full of fun stuff. Nothing off the charts crazy, but we did the blue claws home opener and a trip to the MSG for the Circus ( Thanks jen for those tickets)

i am thinking of revamping gleny.com or changing it ,but that would require work, so bare with me till i figure out what exactly i want to do..

cinco de mayo is fast approaching and once that hits BAM... summer is right there. next friday april 17th is the Headliner VIP exchange so we will be stopping there to see some DADDY POP And get our new cards.. all of you people out there that swap, you should come this nite..

I am also thinking i should make my blog a facebook note, to see if people read it more that way. ( my blog never really gets read... partly because i suck at writing and well people come to gleny.com for photos... I would change that if i could.. but well you know me and type o's)

see you soon people...

facebook and the like

well the last 3 months, facebook has really had a boom of popularity.. so i obviously have some thoughts on that...

Facebook is kind of doing what myspace did 2 years ago.. they get a big boom, then they decide to sell more and more ads... face book is going to get even more run over with ads than mysapce did i think... they have that become a fan of stuff section, and now i get emails and all kinds of alerts about stuff that i am a fan of... and what i dont like is all these rumors.. facebook will never charge to be a member of it, it doesn't have to... they will just put ad banners everywhere to pay for stuff.. they have all those apps, each of them is paid for by a sponsor...

I have to take a moment and once again apologize for my lack of blogging... i really spend all my time on facebook... well i still work, and do the husband thing, March was loaded with events, feel free to check out all those photos..

working on a plan to run way with a midget, tricia and johnee bee right now, we will see how that goes, we are looking for 3 more... just check out my facebook for info.. and seriously, if you are on there... my name is glenn kislowski and you really should join the gleny.com travel and events team so you know where and when you are supposed to go out drinking and having fun...

parade season is finally here

march is here and even though it is still crazy cold out there, the parades are here..

i have uploaded 2000 photos from past belmar parade days as an effort to get some enthusiams going.. feel free to steal you favorite shot of yourself for you m-spaces and f-books... i added 60 to my facebook as a teaser.. if you are not my facebook friend, what are you waiting for..

(glen dotcom)

GO SEE THE BELMAR PHOTOS

before the parades there is one event that is a gleny.com classic.. THE POLARBEAR PLUNGE is feb 28th this year, and it is SEASIDE again, which is great,cuz the cops are very chill and i am not sure what the theme will be this year, but i am thinking about a leapord thong and loin cloth for myself.. so come on out, if you wanna register early it is SONJ.org. raise 100$ for special olympics, get a cool fleece. And free food.

ok, on to the schedule and some quick details

MARCH 1st... BELMAR parade... starting at PK shamrocks on 17th ave ... neighbor joe is bartending and i am pretty sure we will be glitter spraying everyone again. also a great place to grab your breakfast sammies..

MARCH 14th- SEASIDE parade.. not sure if we are going to sneak into parade with the bus or just bar hope yet.. either way, we hit BAMBOO, SAWMILL and KLEEs...

MARCH 21st - ATLANTIC HIGHLANDS.. the bus is once again being sponsored by our friends at THE CLAM HUT.. we are registered and dying to try out our new sound system..

as for the 7th.. it is a friend's bachelor party and i will be busy... the 17th is a tuesday so we will probably just do a little bar a stop... so much green this month..