home depot

so i was home depot today with santina.. she needed a new dryer hose.. so i walk up to the sale person in the washer dryer section and attempt to make a joke..

gleny: So my girlfriends fell in the pool today, where the dryer hose at? (drier ho's)
salesperson: what?

gleny: dryer hose? get it drier ho's?...

it did not go over as funny as it did in my head...