GOP morning after

What a caucus. It was amazing. 8 votes differential. and Ron Paul showed up big

Perry quit and then unquit
Bachman is gone (thank god)
And newt got a little humility.
Huntsman had a laughable showing. Ha ha

New Hampshire. Just saw that Romney dusted off McCain and is carting Jim around. I think mitt will step it up. As they go to south
Carolina. But we will see

Unfortunate definition.

Political fun fact
Rick Santorum is running for president
Unfortunate definition

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

St Patrick

Not sure how this is going to work into my st patty paraded wardrobe. But we shall see

March4-Belmar. Pks start at 10
March10-seaside. Not sure if we are matching or drinking.
March17- maybe something.

Nfl playoffs week 1

Giants over falcons
Detroit over Who ever they are playing
Packers and 49ers in the bye
49ers vs giants in NFC


Broncos over steelers
I don't even know the other game off hand. Haha but there are really just going to be new England beating the ravens in the afc chip

I like 49ers vs patriots for Super Bowl

GOP

So newt Up this week with 5 weeks to go til primary voting. Cane gone. Trump gone. Perry in dust begging for a comeback. It is now just newt and mitt. The asshole vs the boring guy. I still don't get why huntsman never got his shot in the lead sled.

I will be all over the political thing come jan season. Until then
Have a happy Christmas. I am predicting Obama in a 12 point win

On lighter note. If Tebow can beat the patriots I am getting his jersey

Santa con

So a sexy Santa girl runs up to me, says "I've been naughty, do I get a spanking?" I of course complied and gave her a whack. Her friends all cheered. An even less covered girl of wonderment asks out " hey, the other side of the paddle says 'nice' on it. What do you for the nice side?" I replied, "I give you a spanking." With a playfully confused expression she examined me further," how is that different from the 'naughty' side?" With a countenance full of merry, I curtly answered," I have a different expression on my face. Merry christmas ladies!" and off I went

Herman cain

I was really enjoying the god father of pizza. He was up in the polls. Starting national debate about flat taxes and really had charm on camera. For a hot minute I even dreamed for a black on black presidential election

Oh well. I really did think he was just on a book tour. You know like trump, got out there to increase his brand. Never really being serious at going the distance. It is pretty stupid to not think a sexual harassment settlement was going to surface. That is a real lapse in judgment.

I doubt her really did anything wrong back in 1992. But thinking that skeleton wasn't going to find its way out of the closet is just dumb. It was fun mr pizza. Campaign over.

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SUPER MONDAY WAS A BLAST!!

now if you like gleny.com on fb, you get to see the event photos there same day.. otherwise you have to wait a week.. tell a friend

also if anyone out there has something fun to do in the month of November and wants a nice Gleny.com presence at it, i don't want to run an event but just be invite..

2days til early registration closes

take a minute and sign up, save your self some cash and ya know.. if you think you have something to offer TEAM GLENY, you can run with the big dog.. me and my friends.. www.mudmanX.com

so cyndi sent me an EVENT CALENDAR for Sept

The Quick Fall Potential line up.... all dates subject to change.

September

Sept 1st- Melissa's Birthday
Sept 3rd - Melissa's Birthday Party
Sept 5th - Superhero Bar Crawl
Sept 8th - Our anniversary
Sept 9th - Oyster Festival in Asbury
Sept 11th - NFL opening day at Bar A
Sept 15th - Jill's Birthday
Sept 17th - Pirate Con and then Ditta No No's big 3-0
Sept 18th - Dogfest at Winward Beach
perhaps a fall trip to DC?

October:
Oct 1st - SPCA Dog Walk
Oct 8th - Rubber Ducky Race/WRAT Beer Fest in Asbury
Oct 22nd.. MudManX.. www.mudmanx.com

Oct 28th - Nov 7th - Rocky Horror in Asbury
Halloween Line up

28th-headliner

29th-bar a

31st- NYC city parade

let me know who is interested in any of this, Check out the FB event, it is just for info and to see who is interested and coming to what.

Dates TBA:

Fall foliage trip
Apple/pumpkin picking

Snuggie 5

GDC BDAY

TEAM GLENY

I HAVE DECIDED TO RUN THE MudManX...

that is correct, I registered and started a team.. Now this is a call to action for all the in shape friends.. I would really really like to have a nice showing.. go register on www.mudmanx.com as a team participant under TEAM GLENY. I would love for TEAM GLENY to make a decent show, hell I am a champion deep down.. so i want to win the best team competition... seriously folks.. go sign up under TEAM GLENY!!!!

MUD RACE..

Hey everyone, inbetween events and craziness fun, my buddy Jay has started up an adventure race company. Their First race is in October at the Blueclaws stadium.. This is event is going to be amazing, and will hopefully take the sport in great new direction.. C out all the details at

WWW.MudManX.com

As for the rest of my summer, I got in to a little trouble, which at some point I will blog about, right now the wounds are too open.... and I have been laying low . There is going to be one final BAR CRAWL for the summer.. the SUPER HERO EXTRAVAGANZA.... please go check that out... and really you dont have to dress all out, but trust me more than most will be outrageous.. homemade costumes are always the funnest and you can be any superhero you want, or if you run out of ideas, just buy a small tight form fitting super hero shirt and rock that..

and dont forget I love when people like my new Gleny.com FB page.. keep in touch and have fun... see you out there

gleny

july misc photos

I haven't done RACK OF THE MONTH in years.. and I dont intend on bringing it back, but i will say that if I was to pick one for July.. Clavi definitely would win.. this tank top, bra, shimmer combo is off the shelf fantastic! well done CC

the summer is a strange photo thing.. I do all these giant events.. and the photos are amazing, then when i go out to just a bar... there is 30 ones.. just ya know, without the costumes and all the magic, i just dont take as many.. the problem is that sometimes the photos get lost..

so here is july 2011.. so far in 1 folder, if it wasn't in an event, this is how i am doing it for a while

JULY MISC 2011

and on the side.. I put up photo of a day for 2005.. going to get those POTDs up to date...

need more of these~

MERMAID PARADE

i know it has been a few weeks, but WE GOT 3rd PLACE in the mermaid parade in coney island.. AMAZING

special thanks to everyone that put up with my craziness at the staging area, who donated to make it possible and who dressed up beautifully.. I am pretty sure we got the metal for spirit and not content, cuz there were dozens of floats better than ours.. But no one had our charm and charisma..

see you next year coney island, we love you.

i also posted an album on my gleny.com fb of the all-stars.. go there and check that out.. and dont forget to tell your friends to LIKE it..

see ya

out there

the ultimate tan

this summer i feel like being really really tan. So I have been doing outdoor activites and well experimenting.. No, no, not like sex with donkeys, like what kind of tanning lotions to use.. and no not weird stuff.. well ok, it might sound weird at first.. Last week i went out to the deck to tan, i only had about an hour before work, so i wanted to pick something that would speed things along. I could not find the baby oil, we were all out of olive oil as well. So i opted for PAM cooking spray, ya know the stuff you use to keep eggs from sticking. The funny part was that it was infact butter flavored..

So i am sitting there basting in my PAM spray and my own sweat.. Appartently it doesn't breathe well and i was really sweating, when i feel rosie licking my calf. I guess she got a hold of the taste of butter and went to town. She probably licked my legs and butter spray for about 30mins.. And this is where todays blog ends...

have a great day and get some tan...

oh yea, And i will see you out there

A FEW NEW FANSIGNS

a few new fansigns have come in this year.. this is probably the raciest... thanks karlae!

Summer plans

Summer events

June 13- mini golf outing
June 15- boat trip w/ bar a travel team
June 18- mermaid parade coney island
June 20- super Dave nite at bilows
June 23- Jimmy Buffett in Camden
July 3rd- joon pig roast
July 4- Asbury fireworks day
July 9- mud maniac

July 14 - canoe adventure
July 17- poison/motley crew Pnc
July 21- sublime/311 Pnc
July 24- pirates invade Belmar
July 25- Dj Joe Yankee trip
July 30- sharweek bike tour
August 13- jen wedding and music festival
August 19- Buffett @ jones beach
August 21- christening
August 24- mets/phillies bus trip

September 17- PIRATE CON NYC

If u have events to add please contact me at
Gleny@facebook.com

Coming

Great pride parade today. Too tired to blog

New slogan
Gleny.com - now with 95% less bullshit!

Have a few fantastic stories but need a little time to write em down. Sorry for the slacking. Anyone read this?

Walmart

so the other day i was at walmart, no shocker i go like 4times a week.. And i turn the corner and there were .. wait a second, this blog is 100% real, i am not making this next part up

there were 2 decked out total hastic jews arguing.. they were deaf.. so they are flailing there arms around giving signs at each other but it was so angry and hostile.. but at the same time so ridiculous.. I dont mean to laugh at the deafs or the jews.. but really anyone arguing in public is open for jokes.. and this site was amazing.. Actually took me by such surprise i had to go down to 1 knee to regroup and compose myself..

what was doubly amazing that no one was even phased by this , like somehow this happens every day... oh well.. thanks guys for making this gentile laugh..