Summer

Hey everyone. Mermaid was an amazing success and good time. We didn't place, but got an honorable mention for not been judged. Next year. I think we have a legit chance at first place

Congrats Miami heat. I think okc will be around for years.

Olympics are coming soon

July is pretty open for events. Nothing major planned. Let me know if you have fun ideas

August has shark week bike crawl and the Pirate invasion

This reminds me...

It has been a while since I have been to the Parker house. And seriously, cougars are all over the place this summer already. I am past the age of their prey, but I have heard several reports from my underlings that they are be clawed at like crazy at the bars

Mermaid parade is coming up fast
Mets/Yankees trip the day after. That is a tough weekend.

5-0 today

I got all my picks correct

Okc in 6games
And devils in 7

Sunday is a long day of eating and Monday is the mini golf tournament. Should be an action packed weekend!

Tonights predictions in sport

Heat
Yankees
Devils
The black boxer in an upset
No one cares about house race since triple crown condender quit

50 SHADES OF BLACK - Nathan Speed

So throughout the years, I have had many outstanding and hilarious moments with people of color. I will be taking time to write some little urban recounts for you.

This is Nate. He is black, and also a pretty damn good guy. This photo was from one of the episodes of "the manro show" episodes. MRS was a little live Internet show that we taped in my basement/manroom. We did 2 seasons and then 3 episodes of a 3rd season. Nate was along for the ride. On the 10th episode, which was a cool little achievement because I never thought it would go that long. For nate's tireless efforts I gave him a CERTIFICATE OF REPERATIONS. A lot of my viewers were pretty low brow and had no idea what that meant. But Nate got the joke and for that I thank him. There were dozens of great Nate/Gleny moments; from rapping to ass painting, to when he dressed like reverend al sharpton. But I will save them for later on.

Again, thank you Nathan speed or being one of my 50 shades. Good bless and I will see you out there

Gop

If the GOP congress worked as hard to get the economy moving as they do to bash and dethrone Obama from day 1. America would be better off. All of America. Seriously. The amount of effort and moves. From sneaking voter suppression to all the straight forward lies. To the crazy birthed and convincing half of the people that he isn't "American " or he is "anti American" to he is war hungry and now he won't go to war over Syria. Hated how he went into lybia but now demanding it

It is dizzying how much hate they have for Obama. He isn't a socialist he isn't even a liberal. He is half white too ya know. Haha. He really gets no credit for good things by either side.

It is really annoying that no one will compromise to help people. To move the economy. They just want to kick out Obama. What happens if Obama wins? 4 years of blocking again?

This weekend

Congress is voting on an abortion law today. Didn't know that was still a federal issue. Great weather. Unfortunately I don't feel great so I am just lounging. Work at 4 then dbl Friday and Saturday. Sunday is pride parade for the shortbus on Sunday.

June 11- mini golf
June 16 - steam punk art
June 23 - mermaid parade
June 24 - Yankees @ mets. 16of 46 seats left. Get involved

July has a great adventure trip but not much else

What's left of playoffs.

Okc over the spurs in 6
Heat over celtics in 7

Okc beat the heat in the finals

Hockey
Devils beat the kings in 7!!!

Those are my picks

SKETCHY CAT LADIES

Dr.Sketchy is making a house call! We are having a charity event for Animal Birth Control Inc. Lot's of models, music and prizes so bring your art supplies and a suggested donation of $15 to our home base of the Asbury Lanes and sketch for a good cause! 100% of the donations go to the charity!

I have been to a couple of these events and they are a good time. This one is for charity and not on a weekend, so I am really looking forward to going.. Check out there FB invite and seriously.. come on out and watch some hot cats lap up milk to help their not as fortunate friends...

Avengers

The movie was very solidly made. The writing was actually outstanding for a comic book movie. All the super heroes were super good looking

I think tony stark is my spirit animal. He was hilarious. And of course the u likely hero that becomes hero.

Love all the hulk humor and really enjoyed the classic one on one hero battles that you really only ever saw on cross over comics. When the hammer hits the shield. Ya gotta dig that man

Iron man 3. Then avengers 2. That should get us til 2014. And btw, the spiderman trailer even looked good

Supreme court argues the Arizona immigration law

Won't the Arizona imagination law eventually cause a real like "born in east LA" situation

so the law had been on the books awhile. I am not from Arizona so I barely care, but some sketchy stuff in there

In arizona you have to carry proof you are a citizen (not just a liscence. Other proof. A passport or I think a ss card might work) if you don't have it. They arrest you and take you in to check on your citizenship.

Oh well.

Instagram gets muddy

Mud Man X is coming May 6th. I am in charge of the photo team.. It is going to one of the most photogenic days of my life.. Tons of athletic sexy people crawling in and out of the mud. I am also adding a LIVE ON THE GO INSTAGRAMMER.. This is something I don't think has been done for any other adventure race and I am dying to see how it goes..

CLICK TO SEE MUDMANX's instagrams

The link for that will be on the MMX website, blog and FB the day of the event.. 

Secret prostitutes services

I really could care less about secret service members using prostitutes. It is legal in chili, case closed. I don't buy the right wing out cry that it is security issue at all. The agents are stupid to bring the hookers back. Do your business at the titty bar and move on

In other news; Romney wants to woo the youth vote. Haha good luck 1% guy. During his press thing today he was talking about relating with the youth of American, then said France was his favorite vacation destination "I go there occasionally on vacation"
It really was a media set up question, but he fell for it. And of course he walked right into it. Seriously man. Pay attention Romney. Michelle Bachman for VIP? Haha

A comprehensive event list

Medieval times 4-20
Mudmanx 5-6

Summer fest 6-2
Gay pride parade in Asbury 6-3
Tommy J's Mini Golf outting 6-11
Belmar seafood 6-8/10
Mermaid parade 6-23
Yankees @ Mets 6-24
Asbury jazz 6-30/1

July great adventure Monday meet up if there is enough interest
Dr sketchy trashy housewives 7-21
Mud Man X nj2.0 7-28

Shark week bike tour 8-04 ( starts at bar a around 4pm)
8-5 pirate invasion
Mud Man X ny 8-25
Jimmy buffet concerts - aug 28-30 ...sept 1

Oyster fest oyster 9-7/9
Pirate con September 9-16

Summer of festivals

Monmouth and ocean country offer a shitload of festivals. Here are some I might go to

May 19th
Toms River chili festival

Summer fest
June 2

Belmar
June 8-9-10

Great adventure Monday trip
June 11 or 18

Asbury jazz
June 30-1

Bradley lobster
July 14-15

Ice cream festival (toms river)
July 21

Asbury labor day
Sept 1-2

Asbury oyster fest
Sept 7-8-9

Neptune river fest
Sept 29

Roman help!!

During last years mermaid parade, senior Roberto lingusta's helmet was broken. Any generous fan want to replace it. It is on my wish list

http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/RFT1040GBYVT/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_ws_Se1zpb0VT080Z

Easter is coming

But Tomorrow is my 4th double in a row. I am really looking forward to some time off this weekend. Medieval times is almost sold out. Quite excited. And the bus mechanic is set to get her new lungs for the summer. Sign up for mermaid parade. And of anyone wants to help me with media team at Mud Man X on may6th. Don't hesitate to volunteer.

I am about to start working in my first claymation movie. Keep your eyes open for that.

if you are bored you can always buy me something

Click to see AMAZON WISH LIST

Draw something..

Cyndi says I take this game too serious. Haha

Sports this week

Just when I started catching knicks fever again, they blow a should be win against Toronto by like 20. Blah. They have 2 games agains the bucks remaining this season. They have to win both and maybe close out this eat .500. They should make the playoffs. Unfortunately without a serious run. Try are going to get stuck with the heat or the bulls. Double ouch! Keep trucking knicks

Tebow time coming to NYC. Can't wait for the nfl to stack the jets first 5 games against them. A 1-4 jets fanbase will totally go ape shit demanding tebow start. Can't wait.

As for golf. Tiger in first place after 2 days, would love him finally starting his come back!

Devils playing great. Can't wait for a devils/rangers playoff game this year!
I want to go to a devils game soon. If anyone reads my blog. Haha

Tomorrow is last day of my green spring and summer is coming. A great one I promise you all.