just a fast test

soon, so soon

it is coming folks.. and tomorrow I have a special sound clip treat.. if i remember to post it...

fast video for today

new way to video blog

the quality isn't as good as the camera videos, but it was a lot easier.. so what do you all think?

monday, the first day of the rest of my week

well, today was just a monday. the weekend was a low key thing for me. Just some work, and then some football.

i thought that the pats were going to win, but i guess peyton manning deserves his shot. NOW for the Bears, I am looking forward to 2 weeks of old flashback ditka saturday nite live clips and hopefully a remake of THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE.. but who knows.

this week doesn't have any major events. I might take a road trip with Rich to MARYLAND on friday for IVNET.tv and help him film some dj show. I will probably do a little BAR A at some point, probably for week 2 of ladies nite, love that dj prime and scottso bartending,

I have been slowly downsizing and downsizing gleny.com, but I think now I am going to start beefing it up. I might just make the blog kind of the New MAGAZINE.. every now and again the entrees will be feature articles and i might even throw in some photoshoots..


a little photo shop of vern.

i am trying to blog more

so today....

I house wifed and then went to work... noting too exciting. The last blog was important cuz it has all the winter carnival events..

so far TEAM GROUNDHOG IS....
Me
Rich
Shortbus Jay
Jay and Colleen
Jess
Neighbor Joe
Danielle and Lisa say they are definitely in

and all the maybes
DORI and JOJO
Vern
brian and jessica
katrina and caroline from work
Zo

the winter carnival

well the winter carnival is about to start...

before it does.. THIS THURSDAY, TOMORROW... open bar at BAR A for the first DJ PRIME Ladies Nite.. I remember a few seasons ago, when ladies nite at bar a was so much fucking fun. It is about half as full as the tuesday thing, and it is great people.. Good times and now it has DJ Prime.


THE WINTER DATES TO KNOW.....
feb 1st-2nd - GROUNDHOGS DAY
feb 11th - Zee's Benefit @ the headliner
feb 16th - Pajama Jammy Jam @ the Gleny.compound
feb 24th - PLUNGE DURING DAY - AC TRIP with daddy pop to the TAJ at nite.
march 3rd - Hoboken Parade
march 4th - Belmar Parade, just bar hopping
march 10th- Seaside Parade
march 15th-18th, if we get a sponsor another SAVANNAH ROADTRIP

Man, I am exhausted about it already!
As always, if you have any questions or want to be involved in any of the good stuff, please contact me and let me know..

happy new year

happy new year everyone.. Things are going strong for the winter so far. Great weather and we had the first party at the GLeny.compound. It was a smashing success.. Good stuff.

coming up,
ground hog's day
starting to film my little documentary
then the pajama party on feb 16th
and finally the polarbear plunge...

Black history month Rocks!

ya know what else rocks? DRUNK GIRLS FALLING

triple Overtime

Went to the GARDEN tonight with Johnee B and a charter bus full of drunks.. We went to see the knicks game, and they won in a thrilling triple overtime victory. It was a great game...



more photos coming tomorrow

Merry Christmas Baby...

and a happy new year. I gave up on the 12 years of christmas video thing
( not to mention there is one of my hates out there who keeps flagging all my videos and that one had a nipple in it, so youtube removed it. This particular hater has been obsessed with harrassing me for a year, and for all the people that think I have too much free time, this person HAS WAY TOO much, to stalk me, come on folks I am just a fat dirty old man. But they watch and watch and read and stalk, comment rudely and really go out of their way to try to make me miserable. Well whoever you are, I am not going to be miserable.. And Gleny.com wont be stopped.. hehe.



All of us at Gleny.com, wish all of you a happy and festive christmas

day 1 of xmas

A little would be in the magazine article...
Life Gone Kra-Z v1.whatever

Giving Thanks

It’s been two months off from writing, and I’ve already lost track of what volume this is. Sad, isn’t it? Sorry you’ve been without my Life lately. Seems I’ve been missing some of it too. Everything’s back on track now, and hopefully we’ll all live Happily ever after. One thing back is my Love Life, having survived an almost breakup. Sorry boys, but the sexy blond at my side will be there for a bit longer. Okay, a LOT longer, with any luck. One year has passed, and we’re now Stronger than we’ve been. I’m writing this in the midst of a week-long Anniversary/Halloween celebration including fancy dinners, cozy dinners in a tent in our living room, movies, Cirque du Soleil, house parties, and the world famous Fetish & Fantasy Halloween Ball. It’s been a helluva week and I’m feeling pretty good right now… feeling good and grateful. Which is a perfect, if not obvious, segue into this month’s holiday topic of Thanksgiving.

Every year, families around this country sit down for dinners of stuffing, turkey, stuffing ourselves with turkey, football, and giving thanks. If you’re like some, you’ll go around the table listening to what each person is Thankful for this year. Since I don’t really have that tradition, much less with the other Orphans in Vegas who will be sharing our Hotel and Casino Buffet Thanksgiving dinner, I figured I’d just spit mine out here. After all, what good is having your own column if you can’t just talk about shit that means nothing to anyone else? Of course, why not also add in what I’m NOT so thankful for, just for Shits and Giggles.

- My Girl: Thankful that it’s been an amazing, exciting rollercoaster of a first year with an incredible, intelligent, beautiful, sexy woman, and we Love each other to death. Not-so-thankful that some days I think she’s going to drive me to that death long before my Love gives way.
- Friends and Family: Can’t live without them. That’s all there is to it. Not-so-thankful that “Friends are the only family you can choose” because I’d like to trade in a family member for a new friend.
- The internet (and other technologies): I’m thankful that right now, I can get buffalo wings with hot BBQ sauce delivered, download 100’s of new albums, order the new Fighting Gravity CD (to support the Homies), and pay for them all with a debit card, while talking to my girl on a Bluetooth headset, playing Unreal Tournament with some friends on one monitor and watching downloaded German Bestiality Porn on the other… without ever leaving my apartment, handling Cash, or talking to anyone I don’t have to. Not-so-thankful that I still have to make polite conversation with the delivery guy just to keep him from doing pornographic experiments with my next order.
- TV: Seems like there are more decent shows on TV again, so I’m really thankful for that. Thank you 8 lb, 6 oz Baby Jesus for Lost, Heroes, Dexter, Weeds, Drawn Together, Family Guy, etc. Not-so-thankful that I can’t turn on the TV at any time of any day and Not find a Law & Order: Whatever, a CSI: Wherever, or any of the plethora of rip-offs of those franchises. I get it: criminals beware… we have Hot Chicks and Guys With Attitudes just waiting for you to fuck up and leave behind an eyelash or drip of spit during your escapades, so they can solve their Toughest Case Ever in an hour (minus commercial breaks). As for House and it’s rip-offs: same show, same cool camera effects, but with diseases not dirtbags. And would someone please, for the love of all things Holy, PLEASE tell me why the fuck Seventh Heaven is BACK on the air?!?!
- Thongs: Right now, my living-proof-of-evolution girlfriend (skinny white girl with an incredible ass) is wondering around in a Red Lace Thong. Just Imagine how Thankful I am. Not-so-thankful that… are you kidding me?!? Maybe that thongs aren’t acceptable work clothing. But that’s it.
- Las Vegas: Thankful that this city is such an AMAZING, never-ending assortment of shows, movies, concerts, fame, bars, clubs, love, lust, fun, food, architecture, different cultures, drugs, beauty, strippers, strippers/real estate agents, gorgeous hookers, and Life. Not-so-thankful that this city is also such a FUCKED UP, never-ending assortment of shitty, dangerous drivers; Spanish-only-speaking, shitty, dangerous drivers without insurance; tourists in general; lousy education; 115 degree days; clubs too big to find your way around, but sill too packed to be able to move and too loud to talk and too expensive to sit down in; famous people fucking up cover charges and guest lists; cool people fucking up life in general; and ugly hookers living in my apartment complex.
- George W. Bush: One day in the future, people the world over will study this man as what NOT to do with power. I’m so incredibly thankful that, not only am I alive to witness an event as historically Disastrous as his Presidency and the resulting chaos and destruction, but that as of this writing, there are only 813 Days, 1 hour, and 25 minutes left of it (the Presidency, not the effects). Not-so-thankful that there are still 813 days, 1 hour…
- Gleny: I’m thankful that there’s yet another overweight, geeky Jersey boy getting some love just for having fun and being who he is (much love to Kevin Smith too). Not-so-grateful that he’s doing it 2556 miles away from me where I can’t join the fun.
- Thanksgiving: I’m thankful that on this one day, no matter how old or young, no matter who you eat with, it is perfectly acceptable to wear sweatpants because you’re not only allowed, but EXPECTED, to eat more food than it would take to feed a displaced Iraqi family for a year. Not-so-thankful that while recovering from said gluttony, all that’s on TV is football. Or fucking CSI.

… Kra-Z is an Artist. ‘Nuff said. He lives and plays in Las Vegas, but his heart is still on stage at the Jersey Shore. See his work at artgonekra-z.com. Complaints and compliments are welcomed at get.kra.z@gmail.com …

12 days of christmas

I am going to try to do a video upload for each of the 12 days of xmas... but for now here is a little fun animation from the past...



and oh yeah, december racks and thongs of the month to be uploaded soon

gleny.coming

so i am going to try to blog everyday.. with something, maybe a story, maybe a schedule update.. maybe a video, or links to new photos.. I might even put little pictorials here,... who knows.

well for now, the house is coming along quite well. It is still tons and tons of work, straigthening and preparing.
we are doing family xmas here so it has to be ready by then.. ALSO THE FIRST PARTY IS JAN 6th...

A LITTLE FATWAGERS VIDEO FOR YA...


if you are looking for gift ideas,, go buy a friend a sex toy.. Gleny.com sextoys link on the right!

bday weekend

the weekend was a little crazy... thank god it is over. We did lots of stuff, bar a and headliner and thursday was a few pubs.. sunday , sat around... we are about 50% settled into the gleny.compound.

i think thursday we start building the bar in the manroom... we plan on having family xmas here, so the house has to be set for that. I got a poker table and a cool poker rub, so it looks like we might have some poker nites.. probably not strip,but i will try for ya.

you know my motto.. I DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE.
still no magazine, and trying to figure out how to keep up on blogging and youtubing.. i think that is the new general direction... new videos all the time.

OH YeAH.. bday rack and thongs coming soon.. i am just a tad behind

slow rebuilding with youtube

Bar a was an ok time for thanksgiving eve eve. Not sure I am going out tonight.. Tomorrow is turkey day and I think we are spending it at the in-laws.. shit, they are actually in-laws now..like I am legally bound to be in the same room with them. We bought a new house. the gleny.compound is almost ready to move into. Good things are going to be happening there folks, I will try to keep you all abreast.

youtube.com broke my heart

well youtube deleted me and I have to start all over.. so all the videos prior to this are probably broken links...



more coming soon.... some old, some new, no more borrowed, youtube blew

help out with the new gleny.compound fund

just donate to help us with our new home...

bored so i photoshop

I was going to make this my front page , but not really sure.. I just uploaded 3 new videso to my you tube.. If you are on my MY SPACE list you should have gotten a bulletin about them...

Aslo BDAY 3DAY is coming...

cute thighs and news

I know halloween has come and gone, but I forgot to share this great fansign I got from a girl from UTAH.. I am not sure if she is one of those girls into mulitple wives or not, but it is a nice little sign.


QUICK NEWS...
~~no more magazine.
~~compressed gleny.com, it will just be a blog and photos, but lots and lots of photos.. I will of course do some gleny traditions like rack of the month, and there will be monthly pictorials like the magazine. But the mag was more work then it was worth.. Sorry if you were one of the people that enjoyed it. But I have to work the regular job sometimes...
~~WE CLOSE on our new house on friday!

go RSVP to my BDAY 3DAY people....

I MADE MONIKA A GLENY GIRL....

as for the rest of my week.. it looks to pan out like this....
~~devils rangers game at MSG on Tuesday.
~~long shot for brookdale poetry slam.. not performing, but I am going to support a friend.
~~The Weekend is all work and home owner stuff...

what a game, WHAT A GAME!