GOP morning after

What a caucus. It was amazing. 8 votes differential. and Ron Paul showed up big

Perry quit and then unquit
Bachman is gone (thank god)
And newt got a little humility.
Huntsman had a laughable showing. Ha ha

New Hampshire. Just saw that Romney dusted off McCain and is carting Jim around. I think mitt will step it up. As they go to south
Carolina. But we will see

Unfortunate definition.

Political fun fact
Rick Santorum is running for president
Unfortunate definition

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

St Patrick

Not sure how this is going to work into my st patty paraded wardrobe. But we shall see

March4-Belmar. Pks start at 10
March10-seaside. Not sure if we are matching or drinking.
March17- maybe something.

Nfl playoffs week 1

Giants over falcons
Detroit over Who ever they are playing
Packers and 49ers in the bye
49ers vs giants in NFC


Broncos over steelers
I don't even know the other game off hand. Haha but there are really just going to be new England beating the ravens in the afc chip

I like 49ers vs patriots for Super Bowl

GOP

So newt Up this week with 5 weeks to go til primary voting. Cane gone. Trump gone. Perry in dust begging for a comeback. It is now just newt and mitt. The asshole vs the boring guy. I still don't get why huntsman never got his shot in the lead sled.

I will be all over the political thing come jan season. Until then
Have a happy Christmas. I am predicting Obama in a 12 point win

On lighter note. If Tebow can beat the patriots I am getting his jersey

Santa con

So a sexy Santa girl runs up to me, says "I've been naughty, do I get a spanking?" I of course complied and gave her a whack. Her friends all cheered. An even less covered girl of wonderment asks out " hey, the other side of the paddle says 'nice' on it. What do you for the nice side?" I replied, "I give you a spanking." With a playfully confused expression she examined me further," how is that different from the 'naughty' side?" With a countenance full of merry, I curtly answered," I have a different expression on my face. Merry christmas ladies!" and off I went

Herman cain

I was really enjoying the god father of pizza. He was up in the polls. Starting national debate about flat taxes and really had charm on camera. For a hot minute I even dreamed for a black on black presidential election

Oh well. I really did think he was just on a book tour. You know like trump, got out there to increase his brand. Never really being serious at going the distance. It is pretty stupid to not think a sexual harassment settlement was going to surface. That is a real lapse in judgment.

I doubt her really did anything wrong back in 1992. But thinking that skeleton wasn't going to find its way out of the closet is just dumb. It was fun mr pizza. Campaign over.

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SUPER MONDAY WAS A BLAST!!

now if you like gleny.com on fb, you get to see the event photos there same day.. otherwise you have to wait a week.. tell a friend

also if anyone out there has something fun to do in the month of November and wants a nice Gleny.com presence at it, i don't want to run an event but just be invite..

2days til early registration closes

take a minute and sign up, save your self some cash and ya know.. if you think you have something to offer TEAM GLENY, you can run with the big dog.. me and my friends.. www.mudmanX.com

so cyndi sent me an EVENT CALENDAR for Sept

The Quick Fall Potential line up.... all dates subject to change.

September

Sept 1st- Melissa's Birthday
Sept 3rd - Melissa's Birthday Party
Sept 5th - Superhero Bar Crawl
Sept 8th - Our anniversary
Sept 9th - Oyster Festival in Asbury
Sept 11th - NFL opening day at Bar A
Sept 15th - Jill's Birthday
Sept 17th - Pirate Con and then Ditta No No's big 3-0
Sept 18th - Dogfest at Winward Beach
perhaps a fall trip to DC?

October:
Oct 1st - SPCA Dog Walk
Oct 8th - Rubber Ducky Race/WRAT Beer Fest in Asbury
Oct 22nd.. MudManX.. www.mudmanx.com

Oct 28th - Nov 7th - Rocky Horror in Asbury
Halloween Line up

28th-headliner

29th-bar a

31st- NYC city parade

let me know who is interested in any of this, Check out the FB event, it is just for info and to see who is interested and coming to what.

Dates TBA:

Fall foliage trip
Apple/pumpkin picking

Snuggie 5

GDC BDAY

TEAM GLENY

I HAVE DECIDED TO RUN THE MudManX...

that is correct, I registered and started a team.. Now this is a call to action for all the in shape friends.. I would really really like to have a nice showing.. go register on www.mudmanx.com as a team participant under TEAM GLENY. I would love for TEAM GLENY to make a decent show, hell I am a champion deep down.. so i want to win the best team competition... seriously folks.. go sign up under TEAM GLENY!!!!

MUD RACE..

Hey everyone, inbetween events and craziness fun, my buddy Jay has started up an adventure race company. Their First race is in October at the Blueclaws stadium.. This is event is going to be amazing, and will hopefully take the sport in great new direction.. C out all the details at

WWW.MudManX.com

As for the rest of my summer, I got in to a little trouble, which at some point I will blog about, right now the wounds are too open.... and I have been laying low . There is going to be one final BAR CRAWL for the summer.. the SUPER HERO EXTRAVAGANZA.... please go check that out... and really you dont have to dress all out, but trust me more than most will be outrageous.. homemade costumes are always the funnest and you can be any superhero you want, or if you run out of ideas, just buy a small tight form fitting super hero shirt and rock that..

and dont forget I love when people like my new Gleny.com FB page.. keep in touch and have fun... see you out there

gleny

july misc photos

I haven't done RACK OF THE MONTH in years.. and I dont intend on bringing it back, but i will say that if I was to pick one for July.. Clavi definitely would win.. this tank top, bra, shimmer combo is off the shelf fantastic! well done CC

the summer is a strange photo thing.. I do all these giant events.. and the photos are amazing, then when i go out to just a bar... there is 30 ones.. just ya know, without the costumes and all the magic, i just dont take as many.. the problem is that sometimes the photos get lost..

so here is july 2011.. so far in 1 folder, if it wasn't in an event, this is how i am doing it for a while

JULY MISC 2011

and on the side.. I put up photo of a day for 2005.. going to get those POTDs up to date...

need more of these~

MERMAID PARADE

i know it has been a few weeks, but WE GOT 3rd PLACE in the mermaid parade in coney island.. AMAZING

special thanks to everyone that put up with my craziness at the staging area, who donated to make it possible and who dressed up beautifully.. I am pretty sure we got the metal for spirit and not content, cuz there were dozens of floats better than ours.. But no one had our charm and charisma..

see you next year coney island, we love you.

i also posted an album on my gleny.com fb of the all-stars.. go there and check that out.. and dont forget to tell your friends to LIKE it..

see ya

out there

the ultimate tan

this summer i feel like being really really tan. So I have been doing outdoor activites and well experimenting.. No, no, not like sex with donkeys, like what kind of tanning lotions to use.. and no not weird stuff.. well ok, it might sound weird at first.. Last week i went out to the deck to tan, i only had about an hour before work, so i wanted to pick something that would speed things along. I could not find the baby oil, we were all out of olive oil as well. So i opted for PAM cooking spray, ya know the stuff you use to keep eggs from sticking. The funny part was that it was infact butter flavored..

So i am sitting there basting in my PAM spray and my own sweat.. Appartently it doesn't breathe well and i was really sweating, when i feel rosie licking my calf. I guess she got a hold of the taste of butter and went to town. She probably licked my legs and butter spray for about 30mins.. And this is where todays blog ends...

have a great day and get some tan...

oh yea, And i will see you out there

A FEW NEW FANSIGNS

a few new fansigns have come in this year.. this is probably the raciest... thanks karlae!

Summer plans

Summer events

June 13- mini golf outing
June 15- boat trip w/ bar a travel team
June 18- mermaid parade coney island
June 20- super Dave nite at bilows
June 23- Jimmy Buffett in Camden
July 3rd- joon pig roast
July 4- Asbury fireworks day
July 9- mud maniac

July 14 - canoe adventure
July 17- poison/motley crew Pnc
July 21- sublime/311 Pnc
July 24- pirates invade Belmar
July 25- Dj Joe Yankee trip
July 30- sharweek bike tour
August 13- jen wedding and music festival
August 19- Buffett @ jones beach
August 21- christening
August 24- mets/phillies bus trip

September 17- PIRATE CON NYC

If u have events to add please contact me at
Gleny@facebook.com

Coming

Great pride parade today. Too tired to blog

New slogan
Gleny.com - now with 95% less bullshit!

Have a few fantastic stories but need a little time to write em down. Sorry for the slacking. Anyone read this?

Walmart

so the other day i was at walmart, no shocker i go like 4times a week.. And i turn the corner and there were .. wait a second, this blog is 100% real, i am not making this next part up

there were 2 decked out total hastic jews arguing.. they were deaf.. so they are flailing there arms around giving signs at each other but it was so angry and hostile.. but at the same time so ridiculous.. I dont mean to laugh at the deafs or the jews.. but really anyone arguing in public is open for jokes.. and this site was amazing.. Actually took me by such surprise i had to go down to 1 knee to regroup and compose myself..

what was doubly amazing that no one was even phased by this , like somehow this happens every day... oh well.. thanks guys for making this gentile laugh..

Moxie. Pirates. Mom bday celebration part 2.

Scooter. Yup. I found a scooter and I love it. Go on my Fb and check out me riding it. Scooter stunt show this summer.

2 days off in a row and kept busy. Saw Thor yesterday. Ate mcdonalds. Took a few hundred photos of moxie. I will post some. Maybe make her a little Gleny girl folder. I have probably taken over a 1000 of her. Maybe 2000.

Friday nite is pirate happy hour at bar a. Cyndi mom still celebrating her bday. Will be a blast.

Thor. I liked it. It was exactly what I thought it was going to be. Heart u Natalie Portman. Lots of action. Ok cgi.

Ate at stella marina last week in Asbury and if some one wants to buy u dinner. This is the place. Great and I mean great food. But very expensive

everyone should get their tuxedo tshirts/ tank tops ASAP

$6 TUX tshirts

this summer there is going to be a summer formal casual tux and short event.. just be ready, get your shirts early

Lagonsta lounge

Went to jazz brunch at langonsta lounge in Asbury for mothers day. I am in the restaurant business for more than half my life and I really don't like that place. But today try pushed the limits of disappointment. Half hearted waitress performance doubled by an hour wait. Ok. Holidays, fancy places... I get waiting. This was a fixed brunch menu. I had a lobster BLT, we had a scrambled eggs, a poached egg thing and 2 orders of premade lobster enchiladas. Seriously. In an hour, I could have gone to store bought food and cooked the meal. The eggs were eggs so i guess they tasted good. But that BLT was absolute garbage.

Absolute garbage. I got burnt bread and after an hour wait. An hour after the apps, I got the ass end of bread. Each half of sandwich had 1 lunch of claw meat. But all it tasted like was mayo and burnt. Really. I love the idea of a lobster BLT. But won't ever eat there again, not even if you are buying.

Well happy mother day to all that applies too. See ya our there to the mo-fo's too

give it up for the newest member of TEAM 6

on a serious note.. it is one of those times where everyone loves america and TEAM 6 of the Navy Seals got the job done, to whom ever they are.. thanks..

Classic moment

Ok Saturday nite was the presidential comedy thing and rip into Donald trump, now he actually cut into this weeks celebrity apprentice to announce we killed Osama bin laden. Classic

Sunny Saturday

Things happen all week and I forget about them, by the time I get around to blogging. I wonder why that makes twitter so popular? U can just tweak like a text message.

This week bas a pretty basic week. A few 11 hour work days. A nite at bar a, and I guess still healing up from bunny con. Cinch de mayo is this Thursday. So that will be amazing, I am working on getting a Mexican pro wrestler there to be a photo prop and maybe beat me up. Pks has tons of specials and is really fired up for this. If u are reading my blog you are probably coming. Thank u in advance. Gleny.com shirts will be there and that only happens once a year. So If u always wanted a face with my shirt this is your chance. Also tell friends, bring people, spread the word.

Planning summer events. And I am going to try to tell a story once a week. April was national poetry month and my buddy rob wrote 30 poems. May is officially now "national Boobie" month. So I vow to post 30 photos of 30 different racks! Stay tunes.

Bunny con

It was an amazing good time. The fast details. A bar hop themed by Easter. Lots of funny bunnies, some hot bunnies, some silly ones too. And then me, a combination of all three. Lol.

Santa con and pirate con are fun bar hips that happen in NYC. This year no one was stepping up to fun "bunny con NYC" so I stepped in. Then I got to realize that why not make it easy on me and some friends, so I moved it to Belmar.

About 50 maybe 75 bunnies of u count all the late comers, showed up. So fun. For those that went and for group of then that can remember, it really was a great time. To those who didn't go, sorry u missed it

Photos going up slowly on www.Gleny.com and from friends on facebook. I might put he top 50 on the Gleny Fb page. But Fb isn't great with photo storage.

Cinch de mayo party coming soon. Just go to Gleny.com. Click the Mexican Gleny graphic and check out the event page

As for this week I will be resting, but I might go out Tuesday. Who knows. Either way

See you out there

Trump

Can't help it. He is a media dynamo. Other GOP candidates have to read books just to keep up with him. ( guess where that quote is from. Win a prize). I mean he is zero qualified but he can get people to watch him. He is absurd, from the hair to the steal oil from other countries foreign affair doctrine. But the birthed stuff. He is president. Beat him on politics. Obama is doing "C" grade work. if someone was really qualified to be be president you can win on that, bot bullshit.

Oh yeah. And really, do u think a billionaire would have the interest in regular people? How would he get the poor, the old, the mexicans or blacks to vote for him? The GOP is going to have to split and trump can go as tea party candidate. That is only way I see him going to 2012.

Sorry for political blog. At work and news is on. Seriously, even fox news bashes trump

Bunny con Saturday
See u out there

Updating keeps me up late

It is 4am and just hitting the sheets. Fixed frontpage and tweaked blog. Hope u like it

Good nite and see you out there soon

Saturday- this

It wasn't a super exciting week. Some political stuff happened. And without going into it, I am amazed when partisan politics surprises people. I guess regular people that don't follow it, but the professional people. the president is kind of a democrat. Why act surprised when he says professing things. And get this he promised to compromise with the GOP. So why all the uproar when he compromises. The politicians spend 80% of their energy in arguing and trying to make the other side look like crap. Just do the job. get economy moving.

On a lighter note. It is finally warming up and old friends start to crawl out of the woodwork. That is always fun. People like to be photographed more in the summer. My camera had a boring winter.

Gleny.com news- kind of redoing the site. Making it more facebook friendly. I am going to add a "Rosie corner". trying to blog more. And if I can figure out a vibe, I might include a video blog section again

Bunny con is next Saturday. Lots of warm weather fun is on deck. Buffet season is coming. Cinco de Mayo.

See u out there

like my gleny.com facebook business page

So again. I don't blog enough

I blame u Facebook. I really do. Fb has changed people's online experience. But I wish they made their notes section work more better as a blog program. Seriously Fb, buy blogger.com

I have been made to promise no political blogging. So I am now going to just blog random thoughts.

On Gdc news. Blueclaws home opener tonight. 50degrees and dry. $8 seats and $1 beers all nite. Bunny con NYC had moved to Belmar and the numbers are growing. Wanna go on the bar hop of your life. Just search Fb for "bunny con NYC" and join us. Oh yeah dress like a bunny

On American idol- this year is a little better than last year. Only Like 2 girls left, but both very hot. Cyndi loves Scotty. I like the fake English looking guy and the autistic kid.

On Knicks- hell yeah! 5 wins in a row. The perfect way to end a season, I think they can beat either the heat or the celtics on the first round. Knick fever is running wild

On hockey- u almost had me for a few weeks. Devils couldn't do the impossible. Is the season over yet?

Blog ya later
Gleny

Winter

Work all day Saturday, then cyndi-bowl party. 2 weeks Til the winter carnival rally. And the beginning of an amazing 2011 of good times

Social media revolutionizing revolutions

Are u kidding me. Facebook and twitter are part of the reason the Egyptian protests were so vast and went crazy. The world we live in so was not the future they promised me when I was 10 years old.

It is kind of cool. But also absurd. I watch a lot of news. Seriously probably too much. I watch left and right. Trying to get a grasp on the world we live in. Twitter and fb are really a part of news. There was a guy on CNN that had a show middle of day. He really started letting the audience tweet (?) and he would show and reply. Rich Sanchez was his name. He was pretty good. But I am guessing he said the wrong thing, cuz he was just fired. 2009 Til now, Facebook had exploded exponentially. And now, every business, every news person, and almost like 1 in 5 or something have one. That is a level of connection that was never ever even thought possible. We are like a new civilization of people, kind of like star trek's "the Borg".
It is amazing and creepy. Scary and when u are alone you really aren't that far from someone else bored and alone too.

Now if face-twitters want to impress me. Resolve and fix Egypt's government and save some lives. And why haven't we been able to stalk al'queda's Facebook page yet and find their training shit. Oh well. Does those things and I will never knock twitter again

Steelers, homeless kids and pro-life

Glad the steelers beat the jets. 2 weeks Til superbowl party and the Gdc snack stadium. Also g'day will be a giant pep rally and I enjoy that. Filming for game show will begin.

In dc today there is a giant pro-life rally. I thought abortion issues were so 10 years ago. I never understood. If some one is pro-choice they can choose to not have an abortion. The whole American system is based on freedom of choices. Why or how does that not cover this. Anyways. I get annoyed at pro-life rallies when I see all that effort and passion and resources just going to waste. I just googled homeless kids in America. 1.5 million. How about u pro-lifers find a way to help those already born kids. Starving kids. They don't lift a finger. Unborn, they rally and protest and donate and do all kinds of stuff. Assholes

Mini blogs.

Mini blogs. I am just going to sometimes just do mini entries.

Obama should hire Richard Steele for something. Just watched his interview on Maddow, and he could be a central conservative voice that could help us all

Gop's 3rd action will be ban gov spending for abortion forever. Still no budget cuts, spending cuts, job or economy stuff either

Presidential candidates

Trump, rosanne Barr, sarah palin, mike huckabee.

Sp far those are names floating around to run against Obama on 2012. Interestingly, they all have or have had tv shows. remember when the GOP complained that Obama was too much of a celebrity? Or that he had no elected official experience? Classic stuff. I think they are all running on "hope and change"

From the news

Sarah palin is just the "snooki" of the GOP

MSNBC contributor Donny Deutsch said on the cable network's show "Morning Joe" that former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin resembles the darling of MTV's "Jersey Shore."

"She is Snooki. It's the same math. A younger generation, they want to watch this character with big hair, who's funny, you don't know what she's going to say," he said Wednesday.

More: "We watch her, she's interesting-looking, what's she going to say, she's campy, she's kitschy. It's telegenic, it's television, it's entertainment. That's the fascination."

Another shooting, Facebook in juror decisions, NFL

Another crazy highschooler opened fire in a school. 3 shot. I am sure gun regulations are fine. Not fine. Kids and crazies shouldn't have guns

Texas using peoples Facebook pages to dismiss them as jurors. I a little too Orwellian and we are actually living in yhr future now. Btw, 4-6 years til they successfully clone an extinct mammoth.

Jets win, superbowl party cancelled and I watch at bar a, steelers win and g'day is a giant pep rally. Party at Cyndis. I think the packers will win but I don't care if bears do

Nfl

Yesterday was the Snuggie bar crawl so I forgot to pick em. I would have picked the steelers. But not the packers. Great steelers game, loved the ravens losing on a great defensive play by Pitt.

Today I think a Seattle upset is possible but not likely. And same for jets. I relate think the PAts win by 20

GOP, mlk, zodiac and redbull?

So this week after obama's memorial speech in tuscon, most of the right wing media complimented him and for a lot of them it was the first time they actually agrees he WAS our president. Step 1. Now if he fixes the unemployment rate he has a good chance at re-election.

Some schools are making kids go to school on mlk day Because of snow days. Tricky move. Riots coming for sure

Redbull is not for vegetarians. So red bull has taurine in it. Taurine is made from bull bial or stomach lining. I feel like and idiot. It is so obvious. Red bull? Bull on the label!! And really cows aren't the symbol of energy. It makes sense. Taurine. Latin root is Taur, mean bull. Interesting stuff folks

Zodiac signs were rearranged. Some state run astrology group said the earth tilted. Seriously. How does the earth shift on its axis and no one noticed? Well a lot of us have new signs, some stayed. I have heard people saying they are not changing signs, I have heard some people embrace it. I am the new sign. The naked guy with a snake. All said, this really feels like a Facebook hoax. We shall see.

Well that is my week
Oh yeah. Someone fire Sarah palin's speech writer asap.

The crazy bald terrorist guy in the dessert

He is a terrorist not just a crazy white guy. Why don't any of the news people call him that? The closest so far is Hilary, she called him an extremist.

I was reading Good and this was in there," According to the United States Law Code, terrorism is “premeditated, politically motivated violence perpetrated against noncombatant targets by subnational groups or clandestine agents.” New evidence alleges that Loughner possibly planned for years to assassinate Giffords, a prominent politician. Sounds a lot like terrorism to me. But a whole host of major media outlets seem to disagree."

I agree with that guy. The article goes on to say stuff like white guys that do terrorist things are crazy, Muslims that do them are terrorists. Shady world.

that is all, back to work and arguing with GOP people that won't agree with anything and change the topics away from anything constructive that will move America forward.

NFL

I picked the one upset. The jets snuck an upset too. I absolutely do not think they have a chance against the pats

Sunday games. I haven't seen one kc game this year. All I know Is the ravens looked good offensively and defensively this season. If they all show up, the ravens can beat the cheifs.

We all know how I feel about Vick. 4 wins to a puppy. Today is win one. Everyone says what green bay has to do to beat the eagles. No one says what the eagles has to do. I think Vick at home gets at lest 300 combined yards, the only way greenbay can win is of they hit Vick 12 times. Maybe 2 hard sacks and an int. We shall see

Just watching the games at home. Feel free to text and what not.

Springer tomorrow. I think there are 16 of us!!

NFL playlets

Today I believe "who dat gonna be them those saints" is gonna be the Seahawks. I also think the jets lose. Probably cuz of Sanchez.

Tomorrow I think the ravens beat kc in kc. And Vick will take his first step toward "4 wins for a puppy" by beating greenbay. I think on that game Aaron Rodgers takes a shot and gets his 3rd concussion of the season

And That is my on the record picks.

Back to work
Jerry springer fundraiser feild trip Monday is up to 17. And next Saturday is seaside Snuggie #2

New battery in shortbus

Today I bought a new battery for the shortbus. It had the same that came with it from the junkyard like 5 years ago. Well now she has 2 new batteries. Cost was $65. So the this weeks's springer road trip will cover the battery and the next event might cover registration

15 of is are going to springer Monday. It will be a story we will surely be telling all year. Last time I wentwe were asked to leave. Hope they don't remember me. Haha

Day off. Just did the bus now some dinner at a new brick oven pizza joint in Asbury.

See ya out there

The past

Well today and actually for like 9months. The past has been coming back to pester me.

Short story: a girl buddy of mine, we will not use her real name but long time fans would surely recognize her southern region marine sea life tattoos, has become or is about to become a teacher. I hadnt spoken to her or seen her for months before. Well she needs all her photos odd Gleny.com. I took down the racy section right away. And gave it a little time for deleting. It just takes a lot of time to go through. Gleny.com has over 100,000 photos and the ones in question where from 2004-2007. just got the "my attorney will be contacting you" text. so that is my morning. I am not worried about the attorney. Law on my side. Public place, full knowledge of intent. What ever. It is the hassle and I am honestly try to help her out. Just hours of free time aren't that easy to come by and waste on a person who never did hours of favors for me. If that makes sense. And it is so low priority that when I am free it doesn't even come up in my mind


Anyways. That is my morning. And off to work I go

See u out there
Jay and I will be drunk tonight at bar a, stop by. Free beer for ya if u mention my blog

Conspicuous

Again a new year has started and I once again pledge to blog more. I am going to just open up to the world. The blog will include Gleny.com event stories, it will include when I have bad days. When I have good days. If I hate someone new, I am going to share it here from now on.

If I need to be humble. Here I shall be it.

Ok today someone accidentally called me inconspicuous. I laughed and said I think you mean conspicuous. So I looked it up, ya know on my iPhone app for it. And the definition is : marked by a noticeable violation of good taste.

That will be the new tag line of my blog.

Back to work I go
Have a good day and new year, I will see u out there

Gleny.

Jerry springer on the 10th, Snuggie seaside on the 15th. Prepay for ground hog road trip and get a press pass.

Sorry for not blogging

About every 3rd entry is me not blogging enough. I am debating on trying twitter. And of course this year I will be trying to blog more

Winter at the jersey shore is actually my favorite season. Fun events and irony make for great times and memories

Snuggie bar crawl is coming. And I hope to film this event and share it with the world

Blog ya later and see u out there
Gleny.com

The Jews must be happy

News and politics is crazy. But with all the gay bullying and Mexican border chasing, with all the Muslim hating and now that being black had it's 15 min of fame, the Jews are so far under the radar they must be super happy.

Like 2 weeks til mid terms and it seems like only the crazy candidates are getting any press. Abolish 2 party system and just have candidates who want to apple problem from for office. I have heard like 3 people even offer any ideas.

Question. Why do republicans hate infrastructure building. I mean we rebuild nations all the time. Iraq and pakastan recently. Why not like Nj or some USA levies?

On a lighter note. Halloween is coming, and that is always a good time. Friday happy hour @ bar a. Headliner that nite. Saturday is the zombie walk and satrday nite is bar a's Halloween. Lots of happy hours those 2 days. Ask about em. Or Facebook me. Sunday we are back in the NYC Halloween parade thanks to captain John.

GOP pledge

I just read the 30 something page pledge to america. It has about 12 paragraphs of action. About 20 pages of democrat bashing. 10 full color pages of sappy American shit. ie. The statue of liberty anf mt rushmore.

It is basically just we hate Obama. Actually say to end his kenysian experiment. Little racist dig. Nice GOP. And just repeal anything he has done. Of the GOP get the control of the senate. Obama really will be blocked on the next 2 years. And we will all still be in the shitter

Ok. My breakdown of the pledge-
Revoke stimulus
Obolish forever tarp
Tax cuts for the rich like crazy
And vote out all the healthcare reform

Crazy politics

I can't break it all down. But holy extreme right Wing Christ Nazis. 5 no exception ban abortion GOP nominations. I really think that if the GOP gets 51 seats. They are going to ban abortion nation wide. And dems don't have the balls to stop them

The GOP guy running for NY governor is absolutely the creepiest guy to run for office in a while. He got caught emailing horse fucking a girl video and when they ask him, he just says "I could see how that could offend some kinds of people" then goes on record to say he is a person of cristian conservative values. Classic.

Some serious elections coming. I am still hoping the dems keep 51 seats

Could political over promising cost 11 senate seats?

10 weeks til election. Senate is 60dems. So of the GOP wants senate control they need 11 more wins. That is a tall order. Not impossible, they did it after Clinton. And Obama is the dem party leader, ya know cuz he is the president and what not. He really over promised the last year.
I don't think all his goals were realistic and I have trouble thinking people thought he would do all he said in 2 years. And sure as shit the GoP haven't helped him with anything, hate newsing, fillabustin', trying to convince America he is a Muslim and not an actual American. Shit like that. And further more the dem party is a stack of pussies. They have all the control and pass a few half assed laws and plans.
Back on point. I doubt the GOP will gain control of the senate. And really fair fetched to take the house. But we will see.

That is all, I was taking a shit and was thinking politics.

The Jews are not going to like that

Today in news

Iran unveils long range missle. ---Trouble.

Combat troops almost out. ---- but regular troops by the 1000s are still there.

Miners---- 33 miners Alive and stuck under ground. They sent them a note that they can get them out by Christmas. Holy fuck suck. If u think you were having a bad day. At least u aren't a traed miner.

Mosque--- what the crap. The dual protests today, one for, one against both went peaceful. Lame.

Eggs are bad again.

iPhone and bp

Yah the oil cap is holding. My predictions. The job number will rise for a few months spending bp money to fix the spill. I think 1 good hurricane and most of it will clean itself. Seafood prices will sore for like 18 months, but because business will exploit spill. Like when gas went to $4 for no reason cus we were at war with oil country

iPhone. Get a case. Antenna problem fixed. I doubt it will go verism before June. If at all. I am waiting to heat steve jobs just say no. No I don't like verizon. So no iPhone for verizon. 10% off if u drop ur vevrizon and come to AT&T.

Take your meds
See u out there
Gleny

todays news

i had a few hours to watch the news..

here is my take

THE GROUND ZERO MOSQUE... every time i comment on 9-11 stuff, i always catch a lot of heat.. i am gonna make this basic.. why haven't we build a building there yet? in dubai, they build the tallest building in the world in 6 years.. we have nothing at 9-11.. i think people that are against the mosque there, yes they are racist.. I do think if they made a mosque there, that would just be asking for hassle and headache and hate.. i dont think a place of worship of any kind would make sense there.. build a few office buildings and a monument park.. should be done already

GULF OIL CAP... i am writing this as the guy who is in charge of todays BP oil capping is about to make a press statement.. over 80 days. get the leak stopped and take 3 years to clean it up.. and I do beleive that BP knew it was dangerous, but i mean it is drilling for oil a mile under sea level... we all knew it was dangerous.. on a political spin on the spill, i do love the republicans already flip flopping to be pro environment.. and that a cleaner earth is a cheaper earth.. that slays me..

STEINBRENNER.. sad day

OBAMA TEA PARTY RACISTS... yes, tea party people are racist.. and I don't think any of the rich white people in politics ever gave obama a fair shake, not one bit, not even a little.. but i still say he will get re-elected cuz the GOP has no one to run.. and probably a strong independent candidate might run in 2012...

that is enough about news...
see you out there
gleny

Shaved head announcement

shave my head

i wish more people would

read my blog, send me fansigns, think i am a nicer guy...

weekly fun stories coming soon, and i guess everyone just reads facebook.. so check their for my events....

iPhone 4

Love my new iPhone. I recently had the 3G. And the iPhone 4 is so, so much faster. I love it

I haven't dropped any calls yet but there is a glitch when I video commentate too much and flip around. The flash dissappears. I just reset and it is back. I use the flash from the video as a working flashlight. Very handy. Very.

Love the photo booth feature and front camera. I will be video blogging like crazy now. I am back to work. So see ya out there

Gleny

midget cruise

Captains log

5-21-10... About 2pm.

We are safely in our state room.. Iggy, Louie and I are all set for adventure… the ship is cool.. I mean the it has bars and ice cream all over the place.. I have already eaten twice and we haven’t left the port yet. So that and booze, I am probably looking for about 30,000 calories expected. The wi fi isn’t free, so I have chosen to just give my self 30mins a day.. So I doubt I will get to chat with all my land locked friends.. If you have something pressing, obviously email me, I will probably budget my time into a few log in and logs out through out the day.

Already booked for tomorrow is a 5 pub bar crawl… we are quite excited.. And the Hawaiian shirts will make their debut… first off I immediately want to thank Dicky. He is the coordinator of this trip.. I guess there are like 40 of us… He has his event planning shit together.. I mean he is like 50, so he has a few years on me, but just to give you a taste.. The tour bus picked us up near the midgets house and not 10minutes after we were rolling, the bloody Marys were flying… now it wasn’t a rookie Mary, they had olive, celery and a jumbo shrimp cocktail.. So of course I had 2 and if anyone knows, I am allergic to shellfish, and the effects are fantastic.. It makes me whacky.. Yes whacky.. So 2 of those, and then the golden showers, I mean golden margarita’s started… and as soon as that happened, Big Dicky put in the Jimmy Buffet DVD… so clutch..

Did I Mention he had door prizes,,, it was stuff he probably accumulated over the years, but he gave everyone a ticket and people loving winning.. I won a MILLER HIGH LIFE t-shirt and a gold ball floatie game thing, that he took a marker and scratched out FOXWOODS and put BERMUDA on it. We arrived on time and checked in ..

Alright… going to the BOAT DRILL.. Never quit on safely…

About 4pm-------

We took our first dip in the pool… but were asked to not slide down the pirate’s cove slide as it is for children… I mean the midgets are below 36inches… haha… oh well…We hit the casino. And ate a few dinners… actually I hadn’t slept since like Wednesday nite, so we were asleep by like 10pm

5-22-10 early to rise…

We tapped into our stow away vodka and had about a dozen illegal cocktails… Louie even had a beer… I was a little shaky in the morning with the seasickness, but don’t you worry.. I still carried on the consiment party professional that I am.. The Pub Crawl started at 130.. 5 bars, and 5 drinks, in like 2 hours… we also had a few challenges.. Without embarrassing myself too much, I got chosen as team representative… for the honkey tonk padunka dunk dance contest… I came in 5^th place out of 6 teams.. Rough… we made a flag out of a napkin and some ketchup and we had a fuckin blast… but we didn’t win MVDs… oh well.. We wanted to do karaoke but it was pre-empted due to the Celtics game.. The bar a was busy with Boston fans… The 70s dance party was kind of cool.. But too many people who actually used to party in the 70s were there…

Casino score after 2 days… Iggy-even…. Louie- down like $40, Geny - down like $120

5-23-10 BERMUDA day 1

11am and we have embarked onto Bermuda.. We stayed close to the ship today. Visited the brand new snorkel park beach… it was alright, kind of mini jenkensons… had a few rum swizzles… saw some bikini girls… The water is super blue here… a little windy and the sun is hot.. 2 hours and I am tan already… and don’t worry ladies…I have some tan lines to prove it. We spent a good part of the afternoon talking to locals planning our day tomorrow… as of right now we are doing coral beach, crashing the heritage parade, the after party festival and then some flanigans for dinner…

We had some dinner, then karokeed for a few hours.. It was just 10-12, but they extended it 90 minutes. A fantastic time.. Lots of singing and singing along… Met some cougars.

5-24-10 Bermuda day 2

Woke up and it was rainy… we had to adjust our plans.. Instead of 2 beachs, we went with the crystal caves . They looked like any other cavern style caves.. It was a fun time.. And when we emerged from the caves, the sun was shining.. We took the pink bus to Hamilton and enjoyed the heritage parade. We found 2 nice sets of locals to tailgate with, they gave us some drinks and some grub. New cougar friend Tammy couldn’t get enough of little local black kid photos.. I swear she is going to buy herself one when she gets back to the states. We learned about traditions and the GUMBEYs.. Danced a lot, took tons of photos.. Even got to march a few blocks with a family and their steel drum band.

We came back, swam a little and showered. Had a nice sushi dinner with iggy and Amanda. Dinner was excellent.. Above average sushi, but let met tell you it was the best green tea ice cream/ coconut ice cream combo sundae I have ever had. Then went to the on ship’s Disco lounge. Iggy had a blast playing musical booty dancing chairs.. He got booted near the end and we had a very fun nite…

5-25-10 Bermuda day 3

We swapped our day 2 and day 3 plans, so we had to see HORSESHOE, CORAL and ELBOW beach today, the last day here. However the weather was not cooperative early.. So the travel group of 7 from day 2 was widdled down to Iggy and I. We delayed our excursion til like noon… but then we hopped on the Bus and headed to ELBOW beach. We got off the bus a stop too late and had to walk down this windy path back towards ELBOW beach. We came across a reggae style garbage man who recognized us from the parade.. We absolutely love that. The was very windy, and it wasn’t as pink as it could have been cuz of the recent rains.. We climbed on rocks, took some photos and marched on.. We headed south looking for CORAL beach, but we came to some rock.. So we cut through a resort, only to find out that we had walked onto CORAL beach and then to its end without even knowing.. We cut through the resort and after hopping a fence ran into Karen, the heads grounds keeper.. Talked to her a few minutes, helped her with some flower planting and were on our way..

We hopped back on the bus and headed back towards the ship with only 1 beach left on the list.. Horseshoe bay beach. It was really nice, we climbed a little lava rock mountain to get some awesome views and took some photos and carried on.. Once gain jumping on the bus to head to the rum cake factory. Also bought some bovine at a DOCKSIDE PHARAMCY.. Very shady sounding.. Got souvenirs. Boarded the boat, swam in pool and showered.. The we went to fine dining at the WINDOWS restaurant on the ship.. OK food, OK company.. Louie was acting up and a few of the party were wearing on me with their lack of charm. But I ate and smiled.. Tonight they had the ship’s WHITE HOT WHITE PARTY… Louie, Iggy and I had gotten extra white sheets from the porters and made some slammin togas.. Amazingly enough, no one else on board made toga… we were a huge hit.. Lots of people wanted our photos, the cruise director booked us for Wednesday nite’s comedy show.. Should be interesting and a few people bought us drinks..

Oh we also got to dance to ON A BOAT.. And of course I videoed it,, that will be you tube gold.

5-26-10 ON our way…show biz

We embarked yesterday and with the help of the motion sickness pills, I slept great.. Iggy and I walked around the ship eating and promoting our show tonight.. It was a nice relaxing day.. Then we swam and ate some more.. And ate some more.. Now we wait..

Once underway we met with Paul the cruise director about being in his one man comedy act.. The midgets got to take the stage and do the high-low on him, I ran up and wrangled them with the whistle.. It was a very good time…

5-27-10 walked around ship mingling all day, drinking and what not.. The cruise director paul and the boys and I had a great dinner tonight.. On pay of course.. I ate so much shelfish I was inches from going into ani-shock… good times.. Watched some improv comedy and a sleazy game show. The midgets did a few promo spots for pauls stand up comedy and we went to bed around 12

5-28-10 docking..

We pulled in around sunrise, did a few laps around the ship to say good bye to the crew and a few passengers then disembarked. We stood at the costums exit and took photos with the passengers we liked

And were accused of working for the ships some more.. Then we boared the bus to maine.. Great cruise.. I ate so much, I think I may never need to eat again.

Bus support

A few of you donated and I love that. Still a long ways to covering repairs. Paypal to glenydotcom@aol.com.

Tina tink has volunteered to do some creative fund raising. You are all going to enjoy her plans. I think I maybe selling bus calendars if I have enough photos with the bus and hotties. If not, anyone wanna roll around on, in, or next to her ? Let me know

Midget cruise coming. And zo's intimate bday in ac. And then a full June it looks like. Camping, mermaid parade. And I have a wedding and a trip to gettsburg lined up.
July has a Jack Johnson already. Any other ideas? Let me know. Maybe Joe-fest.

Well hve a happy milf day to all that applies.

a pretty eventful spring so far

Well the spring events have been quite colorful... Medieval times was amazing.. 36people came,everyone prepaid ( for the most part ) and it didn't have to shell out tons of money for this event.. this event really is setting a precedent for the future.. I love fun, I love the gathering of people and all the excitement, but it has been a long time coming that I shouldn't have to pay the lion share.. so lately people have really been stepping it up and I appreciate it..

on a bus note.. on the way home from the phillies game last Sunday, which was an awesome game, a great tailgate.. well except for some bitchy phillies girls next to us in the lot, the bus got 2 blow out flat tires.. Don't worry, my driving prowess once again saved lives.. The bus had to be towed and some of us didn't get home til 6am, and when starting at noon the day before that is a long tailgate i tell ya.. Well the bus needs 4 new tires and a few of my friends have already started chipping it.. it warms my cockals.. and for those of you that know me, my cockals are pretty warm on a regular basis.

oh how do you donate you say? pay pal works... glenydot.com, or you can hand me cash.. hell you can give it to a friend of mine and they will hand deliver it.. We may have a fundraiser camping trip if anyone is into that.. or fundraiser river rafting! not a bad idea right, would just be like what it would cost and an extra $25 or something.. wait.. look at that!! is that donate button?

and all proceeds will go to keeping the shortbus going another season! Mermaid Parade, 2 Jimmy Buffet concerts, a few PNC shows.. camping trips.. she has a lot of love left to give folks.. if everyone out there who ever had fun on the bus gives $25 we can keep her going easily, have some extra to throw some gleny.com fun events and maybe even pay for my divorce

thanks and i will see you out there
gleny.com

spring is in the air

spring is here and i made it through another winter carnival of events.. and boy did it take its toll..

but i have recharged and regrouped and personally things are looking upwards.. Some fun events for april are

blueclaws for $1 on saturday april 17th..
medieval times on sunday april 25th.. 30 people paid and ready to go.. the carivan leaves around noon.. wear your craziest blue outfits..

may 2nd - phillies vs mets road trip.. the bus is going, if you want tickets, buy some , i think we are just drinking and watching in the bar... bus leaves around 2pm

and also something new and fun, learning how to take 3-d photos on my phone and i think i am going to try to do some 3d video.. at medieval times, i am going to be filming the first Gleny.com RoadShow.. of course belmar Matt Damon is my co-host and we are adding some Moxie to the mix... this is Moxie.

I have no idea what else is in store for the summer, but i feel like it is gonna be a better than ok time. see ya out there

gleny

Summer is here

And to celebrate, I will be bar tending one nite at the wonderbar in Asbury park tomorrow. Across street from convention hall. Cheap $1 beers and 80s themed Dj.

Everyone should come out.

Lots of events coming up this spring. Befriend me on facebook to keep up

Phillies trip, blueclaws, Amish camping, maybe island camping before summer, medieval times. And a few others. Come on people. Get involved.

Also I have been toying with 3d photography and I think the first episode of manroom on the go from the medieval times tailgate may just be in 3d. So get ur glasses to be ready.

home depot

so i was home depot today with santina.. she needed a new dryer hose.. so i walk up to the sale person in the washer dryer section and attempt to make a joke..

gleny: So my girlfriends fell in the pool today, where the dryer hose at? (drier ho's)
salesperson: what?

gleny: dryer hose? get it drier ho's?...

it did not go over as funny as it did in my head...

Idol blog

Last nite's American idol was horrible. (3-1-10). It was the Guys nite and 2 out 10 were barely ok. The other 8 sucked. And I mean really sucked. This is the 2nd week of top 24 and I can't even remember anyones name. That is a bad sign.

I hope the girls tonight are better cuz they blew last week too.

Side note if the fun kills me this weekend. I thank u all. Changing gleny.com slogan. A high brow web experience with a low brow feel.

Wwgd

parade month is here

mid way through the winter

still have the plunge coming up, and then 2 parade days and then the pillow fight in nyc to close out the winter carnivale..

lots of new photos on gleny.com and i am still trying to blog a lot... a friend of mine is starting a short story blog and although i can't write short stories, she has been trying to get me to write long essays.. I go into these rants and he says i should just write them down and he can pound them into a diamond..

i am not going to write one now.. but i am going to tell a little story about the headliner annual pajama party...

it was last saturday, saturday the 20th.. it was i think the 4th year they have had it, and this by far was the best turn out. A lot of people where in pjs... not as many as could have been in sexy stuff, but i like a small tank top and some really thin pj pants fine enough.. we started at bar a for a free happy hour, 930-1030, they were having their half way to summer or summer reunion party and what not.. It was a really fast and booze filled hour.. then we headed over to the headliners. I ended up taking over 300 photos and posted about 190...

makes me miss that i forgot to have my own pj at the gleny dot compound this year.. maybe something here soon.. I am thinking jungle theme maybe...

well see you all saturday for the plunge, friday nite is tiki stadium for my first ever mechanical bull ride... i know i am so going to hurt myself

Another snow day!

Well I haven't blogged in like 2 weeks. A lot of people are probably wondering what I have been up to. Ok, well a few people realistically. with all this facebooking, less people read my blog, but I am hoping to bring em back.

last week we went to Jerry springer in CT. It was a riot. The first taping was mainly girls fighting cuz they were humping the same guys. Always classic. However the second taping we got escorted out of. This really was a new low for me, actually being below the social standards for springer. Mother fuckin springer? Really? Trannies, midgets, the Klan? But gleny and the blonde squad were too much.

The blonde squad? Yes. This winter I met 3 of the cutest fubbest blondes. They love camera and gave puppy like energy. Look for them at everything!

The annual groundhog trip was excellent. Well except for magic rack losing her mind. I mean I half expected it. But ya still hope it doesn't happen. Drama rack unfriended me on facebbok but is still dating one of best friends. We shall see how that all plats out. The inner circle told me that on my 10th year, I get to be an honorary member. Very excited. 2014 here I come!

this coming Monday is the 3 rd sleeve if the triple crown of snuggie fun ; snuggie karoke at bilows in Neptune. Everyone should come.

Well that catches u up to speed I think. "sleep is like a warm shower for your mind"

jet jets jets

i think they have a great chance today! if the defense holds and sanchez beleives.. they can do it..

this month

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mystery rack of jan 2010

a lost tradition i would like to start up again... Gleny fans out there, send me photos of nice racks.. clothed or bra-ed or bare, it doesn't matter, just sent them in... and once a month i will pick my favorite, of course judging on several factors. And also if too many start coming in, i will find ways to use all the great ones

and that is why

and that is why gleny.com isn't a sports site, i only got 1 pick correct yesterday, not very good.. i am still sticking with the vikings going all the way, but i guess it will probably be the colts, like everyone and their mother has said from the beginning about peyton manning... but ray rhodes did say that the jets are probably the superbowl favorites... you have to love big fat nfl coaches the best!

on another note.. 2 girls spots for gday left

nfl playoffs

today is wild card weekend. and here are my picks

jets over cinci.. well if sanchez doesn't throw 2 interceptions
new england destroys baltimore ... and i still say new england can get to the superbowl

Philly will squeak out a win over dallas, i hope vick is involved
Green bay will beat arizona but who really cares..

PATS vs VIKINGS in the SUPERBOWL....

a few current movies

invictus - i really enjoyed this movie, it was about a political leader and was zero political. it was about rugby and the world cup and getting africans to get along.. i think it had a really cool soundtrack and well morgan freeman and matt damon did ok with the accents and didnt distract me from enjoying the sport scenes

up in the air - i have really liked the last few Clooney movies, the Goats one was great and he is quite charming on screen.. in this movie he gives motivational speeches about a back pack and how if you fill it with too much life shit, it wears ya down.. that spoke to me, my new back pack is going to be just the essentials.. i am keeping it lite from now on.

lovely bones - hated every second of this movie, had to watch it in 3 parts just to force my way through it.. even more than the acting or the camera works, were the lame special effects of purgatory and a god awlful ending. I may never see another peter jackson movie again, this movie was so bad it actually took away from how good the lord of rings trilogy and district 9 were

time travelers wife - got about half way through and gave up
brothers - also couldnt finish it
precious - about 20minutes in i slit my wrist and had to stop watching it

the blind side - LOVED this movie... i am not sure why, it was a good flick, i felt good watching it, it was well made and i even bought bullock's accent, which i was sure i wouldn't

AVATAR - was pretty much exactly what i expected, it was special effects masturbation and a decent story , acting was beleivable enough and i like when the underdog wins, even though you know they are going to the whole time.. no surprises but not a waste of time

SHERLOCK HOLMES - a great set up for about 4 movies.. it was good, action was nice, robert downey jr is really untouchable the last few years in money making movies.. tropical thunder, iron man, this one, then next iron man... he is on fire folks!

superbowl picks

just wanted to say way to go jets for a great game and a shot in the playoffs.. of course they wont go far, but good work for keeping their heads up and getting to the playoffs.. rookie head coach, rookie playoffs and plenty of chances for them to jets their way out of this season.


but realistically like i have been saying since day 1... VIKINGS VS PATS in the superbowl, it is the match up i like best, and i think it is totally possible.. the eagles and cowboys love to beat themselves , the saints look like garbage the last few weeks...

on the AFC side it comes down to colts vs pats almost every year and peyton is great but brady is greater... we will see

12 racks of xmas

as promised here are the 12 racks of xmas.. and as of jan, i am going to back to full time racking...

Hot topic

While Xmas shopping at hot topic a gentleman in his 40s walked in. The little sales clerk asked him if she could help him. He replies " my daughter is team Jacob, what should I get her?"

It was classic

firday morning

well wednesday friends and family xmas was a great time, once again the food was amazing.. thanks to chef matt and adam... well done kids, of course the booze was a flowing and great times were had by many.. photos to come as soon as people stop having parties

the headliner xmas party was thursday nite and it is one of my favorite ones.. it always starts out slow and conservative, and then man do people get frisky.. i had a great time. Well i guess i always have a great time... hung out with new bartender and hopefully outside the bar buddy Ally.. she is a rock em sock em good looking good time.. Met her buddy Meda.. like whoa, chocolate frisky fun that one.. danced a little, drank a lot, shot off 200 photos.

tonight is the closing of the studio party and 3rd annual xmas party. well i have to head out and run some errands... i will check back in later..

here is sneak peak of one of the 12 racks of christmas.. this is jen, everyone say hello to jen

santa con, 12 racks of xmas are coming, and the GIFT idea of the day

SANTACON...
really whatever words i use here will fall short of this good time. It was amazing, it was ridiculous.. it was hands down the funnest group thing i have ever been a part of, and i have a long list of fun shit on my resume. Seriously.. this event should never be missed,, i would miss a funeral or a wedding for this, i mean you would have to arrest me and put me in jail next year for me to miss Santacon..

everyone was dressed up in serious holiday cheer, and what was unique was it was a 1000 strong of frisky people, that didnt make it perverted to raunchy.. it was just good clean holiday frisky cheer.. hungging and butt smacking.. a little cleavage, but it was this level of everyone looking the same and inhibitions just out the window like halloween.. that really was a vibe i had never felt before.. it is monday and i am still flying on adrenaline. Man the spelling in this blog sucks...

keith got left behind and hermes faded around 5... the naughty and nice elves needed a 2 hour nap, but they headed back out.. it was a good little team all and all, and i thank them.. for those that missed without a legit excuse, you are really the ones that missed out..

12 RACKS of XMAS

i have 6 out of 12 picked out, and 3 holiday parties this week.. so ladies gets those racks ready.. 12 racks will be announced on the 21st... and i will be keeping up on rack of the month again starting 2010.. a decade of mistakes behind me , a decade of fun ahead...and that is both a threat and a promise kids...

GIFT OF THE DAY

I was just browsing the web looking for a MR T usb device and i came across these, now they aren't for everyone, but then are pretty cool for tech geeks that have cold feet..

$66 bucks for USB powered heated slippers. not sure if they are worth the money and i dont really endorse them ( unless they want to donate to gleny.com and i can see how i feel about being their spokesman ) but go check them out

NOW get out there and start some trouble..
gleny

santa con 2009

up and getting ready for santa con.. this is a big time event , and i couldn't be more stoked about it. Myself and a few elves, along with a santa toga wearing keith are headed up to the city for what is going to end up being 15oo santas or more spreading holiday cheer and mayhem.

i have never been to the santa con, but i am going very prepared...
check back tomorrow for what i am sure will be an amazing set of photos..

next week, 3 more holiday parties.

food tip of the day.... hmm... Puerto Rican grilled cheese.. toast 2 peices of bread, butter them, put 2 peices of cheese in between and microwave 20seconds.. bam! grilled cheese with the mess..

Tim Burton and the meatloaf confession

So last nite was my bday. Did the regular stops. It was a great nite, but at about 12, I hit the drunk wall. Ya know how it goes, free bday drinks for 6 hours always ends interestingly. Now I didn't play with the band this year. And I didn't lose my glasses or have any head trama. I got into a heated arguement about meatloaf and I think I was a real dick to chef matt. At that point I kicked myself out and called it a nite. Sorry matt.

In the city today at moma, loving the Tim Burton exhibit. Really good stuff, he has been sketching like 30 years, they have rooms and rooms.

See ya

porn parody

although porn parodies aren't new, they are really getting a new boost and money is being spent to finally make quality porns.... some examples are

This ain't Seinfeld
This ain't the Munsters
Cheers, Scrubs, The Cosbys.. and many many more are already made, with tons in the works... They are kind of funny to watch and some of them have good fuck scenes in them as well...

Today I took some of My valueable time and downloaded... THIS AIN'T SEINFELD and watched if so i could give you a little bit of a review...


The actor that plays Kramer is fantastic, he does the enterance into Jerry's apartment perfect, and when he cums, he does that shrug thing great. The actress that plays Elaine, although totally the wrong nationality, does a spot on performance... James Dean plays Jerry and beleive it or not i have met him in real life, at some diner in brooklyn.. He is pretty good..

I would give this one 7 out of 10 for a porn... i mean there is way too much acting and not enough action, there is no anal, and well to me why have a porn movie if you aren't gonna plow someone's booty hole.. But the sets and lighting are good.. the scenes are hot enough to get the job done... And well THE PORN NAZI was an awesome edition..

todays news

Tiger.... all i have to say is that i am proud of NIKE AND GATORADE for not caring about this bullshit story... He apologized, but why does he have to apoligize to any of us.. hello? millionaire athlete? adultery, really people? who actually cares... What he needs is something big to happen so this lame story goes away...
one classic side note.. i love how REAL he is.. that message... "hey can you take your name off your answering machine? My wife went through my phone and she might be calling" That is so classic

anyways, i will be drinking gatorade in my nikes and shaving with my gilette razor all week.. VIA LA TIGER. If i was him, give the future ex wife what she wants, send her on her way, and then tell the media that you are quitting golf and it is their fault. then just go sit on what millions you have left.


IRAQ? AFGANASTAN? well he is doing what he said, but that strategy is still super vague... but i guess 4 more years of war.

WHITE HOUSE CRASHERS... they were just trying to get to dinner, i think it is bullshit they are being treated like terrorists...

STEM CELL.. i want replaceable body parts in like 30 years government! i may need some ; a liver, 2 new knees, kidney or 2... get cracking lab coat guys.

COOKING TIP....
hard boiled eggs... put in water, bring to boil for like 3 mintues, turn off, let stand like 8 minutes... i like to hardboil a dozen at a time, then put them back in their carton. If you put a few drops of food coloring in the water, they will be a different color so you don't crack open a raw egg thinking it is hard boiled.. Dont forget to check out my THANKSGIVING IN A PAN video...



BDAY IS DECEMBER 4th.... bar a t 530, headliner 9.. ALL ARE WELCOME

New moon and some Amish

This weekend I will probably just work all weekend but if I was going to do anything. It would be to go see the new moon movie and also the Amish outlaws are playing at bar a on Friday.

Black Friday bar crawl is a go. I will probably do a little early black Friday shopping I feel like filming some crowds. Haha. I wanna see someone get trampled at walmart or something. The bar crawl starts at 5pm at bar a. Matt Damon will be home. So I think we are going indian and pilgrim costumes.

11/4 is my bday happy hours
12/12 is Santa con

Gdc out

Mass foot text

Yesterday, I had some free time and so I sent out a mass text to some people in
My phone. I asked for a photo ofthe cutest feet. I received 12 replies. And Lily was the winner.

I was wondering if we should do this for the rack of the month. Anyone out there. Who do u think was the Halloween rack of the month. Email or text or facebook me your suggestions. We will do a thanksgiving rack also. And of course a bday rack. And maybe if I get free time 12 racks of Xmas. I am hoping to get back into the gleny.com swing of thongs hehe, I mean things by 2010

Hard to blog

I need to exercise, eat right and blog more often. I am at work, a slow nite so I am blogging from the shitter.

November is half through and that means the bday and the winter carnival are starting up. Adding snuggie Olympic bar craw and the bus will return to groundhog day. Also 2 plunges this year. And I think a return to Savannah for st patricks day.

Well 2010 is here and i hope everyone is ready. Ps

Bday happy hour starts at 5pm at bar a on dec 4th. No gifts needed but dress it up a little folks.

Playoffs

Watching some Yankees. Good playoffs over all so far. I really want a Yankees vs phillies world series so we can take the bus to philly. Who is in?

Halloween events
Oct 23- snuggie bar crawl. Starts 630 at bar a. 44 confirmed guests so far
Oct 24- Halloween party at the redbank studio. Ask for details and invite
Oct 27- bar a Tuesday Halloween. Always a great time and warm up to the weekend. I will be a doctor. Feel free to match me, sexy nurses rock
Oct 30- headliner
Oct 31- maybe bar a maybe somewhere else

Review of "where the wild things are" coming as soon as I see movie

October

All I know is I am getting ready for some Halloween. Of anyone needs personalized costume advice do not hestitate to call me

September wasn't as exciting as usual, but I am starting rack of the month for October 2009. So I am going out tonight to see what is out there. It is a shame people only facebook, my blog Barry gets read. I may have to change that.

On a fun note. I did make 2 gleny.com facebook apps. Just type gleny.com in tr facebook search thing.

Donations always appreciated. And I am thinking about having another "win the bus for the day" raffle. Always a good way to raise money to support the bus

Sports news. Watching tie breaker game, what a game. Give it up for Brett Farve! Also loving the jets and giants this year. Phillis have a shot to see the Yankees in the world series

Rain and camping

Rain and camping do not mix. It is pouring out there so for the 2nd year in a row labor day week after camping will be cancelled. I had taken off so if there is anything fun going on that you think I should be involved in, please let me know. Sunday of course is bar a's annual pigskin pig roast. It should be a fun team. I am sure there will be plenty of good times going down that day.

See ya soon

really?

there is actually political uproar cuz the PRESIDENT of the country wants to address school kids and encourage them to work hard and stay in school. Seriously... there is there anything people wont protest? Against the message of study hard and stay in school?

politics are really really off target lately...

Wednesday boredom

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another audio blog

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Crap entry

I just got blogger on my phone. So let see of this really beefs up my posts. And with the success of the sound file. I am thinking an audio interview with someone once a week might be interesting

audio test

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just a fast test

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Hello world

HELLO everyone. Obviously it has been a while since my last post. What's new ya say? I have started making iPhone apps and well, I suck at it. I am hoping my learning curve picks up, but I think it will. This post is from my iPhone, so if I can do them on here there might actually be regular updates. I might revamp the whole gleny.com thing soon. Into something more 2010. And holy shit it is going to be 2010.

See ya out there

something a little different

well, again it has been way too long since my last blog.. and well although i have pages of stuff i could be talking about, most of that would bring you down..

some high notes.. we went to the phillies game last week, 14 of us strong in the shortbus and it was a wonderful time. zero drama, zero mechanical problems.. the new 2 battery system allowed us 3 hours of radio play and she just turned right over...

ok... here ya go, the first installment of COOKING OUTSIDE THE BOX... I have decided to write my book finally.. and part of it will include strange and gleny like cooking recipes.. here is a mini cooking show video to wet your appetite..


i hope you enjoy it.. next week is sharkweek, so look for something interesting, and I am going on the Bar A travel team boat trip again. Good times will sure happen folks..

been a while

i haven't posted in a few months, even after repeatedly saying i should post more.. I am just so busy with my life falling apart, i forget. i have been doing some serious debating if i should open up to people about the downward spin of everything.

i am not going to, but i will tell you that this morning, i found my side view window on my mini busted.. a few mailboxes and another side mirror were cracked.. I guess that is summer time in bricktown.. asshole punks..

some other happenings.. i was all set to try and program an iphone app, but it turns out you need leapord OS, so that idea is on hold.

Mini golf outting on monday, should be a really good time, and well since i haven't been having a ton of those, i think it is time to turn this summer around.

jimmy buffet is june 20th, and i am thinking METS PHILLIES game July 5th.. sunday day game if anyone is interested.. hey does anyone read this anymore with all the facebooking and what not?

enough for now.. more to come. i am going to force myself into mini blogs everytime i check my email on my computer

april

seriously.. i dont blog enough.. i am going to start doing them from phone.. i mean with all the facebooking going on lately... who reads blogs anymore...

well march came and went and april, as promised is kind of middle of the road.. this week was full of fun stuff. Nothing off the charts crazy, but we did the blue claws home opener and a trip to the MSG for the Circus ( Thanks jen for those tickets)

i am thinking of revamping gleny.com or changing it ,but that would require work, so bare with me till i figure out what exactly i want to do..

cinco de mayo is fast approaching and once that hits BAM... summer is right there. next friday april 17th is the Headliner VIP exchange so we will be stopping there to see some DADDY POP And get our new cards.. all of you people out there that swap, you should come this nite..

I am also thinking i should make my blog a facebook note, to see if people read it more that way. ( my blog never really gets read... partly because i suck at writing and well people come to gleny.com for photos... I would change that if i could.. but well you know me and type o's)

see you soon people...

facebook and the like

well the last 3 months, facebook has really had a boom of popularity.. so i obviously have some thoughts on that...

Facebook is kind of doing what myspace did 2 years ago.. they get a big boom, then they decide to sell more and more ads... face book is going to get even more run over with ads than mysapce did i think... they have that become a fan of stuff section, and now i get emails and all kinds of alerts about stuff that i am a fan of... and what i dont like is all these rumors.. facebook will never charge to be a member of it, it doesn't have to... they will just put ad banners everywhere to pay for stuff.. they have all those apps, each of them is paid for by a sponsor...

I have to take a moment and once again apologize for my lack of blogging... i really spend all my time on facebook... well i still work, and do the husband thing, March was loaded with events, feel free to check out all those photos..

working on a plan to run way with a midget, tricia and johnee bee right now, we will see how that goes, we are looking for 3 more... just check out my facebook for info.. and seriously, if you are on there... my name is glenn kislowski and you really should join the gleny.com travel and events team so you know where and when you are supposed to go out drinking and having fun...

parade season is finally here

march is here and even though it is still crazy cold out there, the parades are here..

i have uploaded 2000 photos from past belmar parade days as an effort to get some enthusiams going.. feel free to steal you favorite shot of yourself for you m-spaces and f-books... i added 60 to my facebook as a teaser.. if you are not my facebook friend, what are you waiting for..

(glen dotcom)

GO SEE THE BELMAR PHOTOS

before the parades there is one event that is a gleny.com classic.. THE POLARBEAR PLUNGE is feb 28th this year, and it is SEASIDE again, which is great,cuz the cops are very chill and i am not sure what the theme will be this year, but i am thinking about a leapord thong and loin cloth for myself.. so come on out, if you wanna register early it is SONJ.org. raise 100$ for special olympics, get a cool fleece. And free food.

ok, on to the schedule and some quick details

MARCH 1st... BELMAR parade... starting at PK shamrocks on 17th ave ... neighbor joe is bartending and i am pretty sure we will be glitter spraying everyone again. also a great place to grab your breakfast sammies..

MARCH 14th- SEASIDE parade.. not sure if we are going to sneak into parade with the bus or just bar hope yet.. either way, we hit BAMBOO, SAWMILL and KLEEs...

MARCH 21st - ATLANTIC HIGHLANDS.. the bus is once again being sponsored by our friends at THE CLAM HUT.. we are registered and dying to try out our new sound system..

as for the 7th.. it is a friend's bachelor party and i will be busy... the 17th is a tuesday so we will probably just do a little bar a stop... so much green this month..